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[7939] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: THUNDER! | Time: 28m 56s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 1:44 PM
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The lyric is "Let me be your battered angel
So you can be my tattered devil" but I prefer my misheard lyric better.
pinderhooks @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 9:47 PM
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yeah, sometimes the lyrics you misunderstand end up being more interesting than the actual ones, I tend to avoid reading lyric sheets so that I don't spoil it :v
Somewhat related to this subject: Blue Oyster Cult had a cool song called "Tattoo Vampire"
VAMPIRE PHOTO, SUCKIN' THE SKIN!
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:29 AM
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It's always nice to be introduced to some 'new' non-mainstream band I've never heard of. These chicks could be the Biker Space Dames of eighties hard-rock.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:43 AM
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OMG that's Joan Jett! Now I'm reminded of Billy Idol's first band Generation X that no one knows about.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 3:05 AM
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Weirdo, If you like The Runaways you might like Gito Gito Hustler from Japan...
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:25 AM
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Sometimes I still like the classics...

https://youtu.be/ocxuKL_S9uo


[7938] Artist: Brentos | Title: How The Romans Conquered Britania | Time: 1h 17m
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Brentos @ Tuesday, July 9th 2019, 1:51 AM
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Waccoon @ Tuesday, July 9th 2019, 10:39 PM
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I speak the language of Garlic.
Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 17th 2019, 4:08 AM
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That feathered helmet reminds me of how Voton & the Walküre are costumed in Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelüngen". Have you seen this opera? It's the one wherein the fat lady sings. Everyone in it -- gods, mortals & in-between is batshit insane; even Brünnhilde's horse. Rather than sit through 10 hour's performance, over 4 nights in a stuffy opera house, I recommend the graphic novelization by P. Craig Russell. Or, just watch the classic Warner Brothers' cartoon "What's Opera, Doc?" With my spear & magic helmet!
pinderhooks @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 9:35 PM
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He came, he saw, he conquered, but not quite in that order
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 4:57 AM
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This is why there's so much garlic in Italian sausage. The feathered helmet was more modeled after Asterix's helmet, even though he was a Gaul... I'd rather have drawn it more historically correct where the Celtic guy would have been naked or maybe had a cape but then it might not have made sense to everyone. He would have seemed more like a 'caveman' or something. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine how the people of North Western Europe of this time are usually portrayed as being well-dressed and having an abundance of iron, that wouldn't have been until like a thousand years later when the Vikings started taking it from their neighbors to the south and east. (Iron was invented independently long before the Roman conquests of North Western Europe in three different places, China, Iraq and Central-West Africa, at least according to Jared Diamond...) I think the Romans had cotton but only because their empire spanned into the regions where it existed but most people in Europe didn't have any of that stuff at that time, they would have worn furs and wool but only when it was winter. To this day most cotton in the world is from strains domesticated by the natives of the Americas from like four-thousand years ago. It just bugs me how it's so often portrayed that people of Europe were walking around like Asterix and Obelix with all this cool stuff they 'invented' when they were actually just surviving in a pretty cold and wet part of the world. If anyone's really interested there are books by Jared Diamond and Charles C Mann. I could go on and on like you know I can so sorry for another rant.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:00 AM
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Just trying to make the world a better place...
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:28 AM
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Never having read "Asterix and Obelix" I, at first, thought you were referring to “Aurore et Ulysse” but, they were Belgian and, as centaurs, had no worries about clothes, whether wool nor cotton.
Not to start a spat here but, elemental iron was discovered; not invented.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 31st 2019, 3:31 AM
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No spat here man, you're totally right. Most advances from many thousands of years ago were definitely discoveries as opposed to deliberate inventions. It's a super interesting subject. Jared Diamond mentions the 'Great Leap Forward' which happened 50,000 years ago where our species all over the world all at the same time adopted the same technologies like the bow and similar arrowheads and I think fire (I can't remember everything I read) after hundreds of thousands of years of making no major advances. (I'm guessing the Great Leap Forward had something to do with the climate...) But then after that it took tens of thousands of years of constant struggle until some of us (by accident) discovered some unique plants which eventually became super-crops. After the production of a food surplus we really started to take off, but only in the places where these certain plants existed in the first place. We started to discover things like iron, copper and plaster etc. Much of this history we've known for decades but I think Diamond's biggest contribution is how geography decided which peoples would enjoy the biggest benefits from these new crops, as in how wheat, barley and rice could be transmitted both east and west but the corn and potatoes of the Americas couldn't because there wasn't any east or west for them, the American continents go north and south. It took thousands of years for corn to reach the southern part of Canada but by that time people from Europe arrived and literally wiped out their mound-building civilizations with the germs from Eurasia causing the American Natives who survived to revert back to hunting and gathering. His books explain it all and take up too much time to write here. But if anyone here reads them, mostly Guns Germs And Steel, they'll realize why Europeans conquered most of North America and all of Australia but not Papua New Guinea or Africa (they merely occupied it for a couple hundred years). Spoiler alert! It all comes down to geography and germs (and why some people had the advantage of germs...). Sorry again for another rant but there's some books out there that have changed me so much man.
Sakana_Katana @ Saturday, August 3rd 2019, 11:08 PM
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Deep Thinkin' Perverts -- the biggest little social network you've never heard of.


[7937] Artist: Coon | Title: Deep Thinkin' Mutha Fbombers Yo | Time: 1m
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Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2019, 10:28 PM
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I heard this as a rap lyric and suddenly imagined Brentos Polar B doing a 90's video!
pinderhooks @ Monday, June 24th 2019, 7:41 PM
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now this is what I call S W A G G Y
Brentos @ Sunday, June 30th 2019, 12:48 AM
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Aw yeah bra this is da fizzin' shiznit my homies and bitches!
Waccoon @ Friday, July 5th 2019, 10:52 PM
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What bra? I see no bras, here. They all got dem moves, oh yeah!
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:33 AM
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There's something compelling about the smoothness of the
lineart here.


[7936] Artist: Brentos | Title: Bikini Kill | Time: 1h 42m
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Brentos @ Saturday, June 15th 2019, 3:20 AM
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Brentos @ Sunday, June 23rd 2019, 2:46 AM
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I forgot the pain-stars in the third panel you mutha fuckaz!


[7934] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: how bout | Time: 26m 4s
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WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, May 21st 2019, 3:07 PM
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(Edited on May 31, 2019, 4:48 am)
Brentos @ Saturday, June 1st 2019, 2:03 AM
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I love it, but isn't it more of "cash me outside" or something?
WinterWeirdo @ Monday, June 3rd 2019, 4:01 PM
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I'd never heard of till I saw the Joe rogan clip https://youtu.be/UA3jI71gy8E
Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2019, 3:14 AM
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I just finished this book which is kind of famous in the skeptic community called Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Crowds where there's a chapter about mindless trends involving short-lived expressions from the author's time (1841). It starts off with the smart-assed reply to someone with the word Quoz! For some unknown reason this word became something that everyone would at least have heard if not said in London every day.
"When a mischievous urchin wished to annoy a passenger, and create mirth for his comrades, He looked him in the face, and cried out Quoz! and the exclamation never failed in its object. When a disputant was desirous of throwing doubt upon the veracity of his opponent, and getting summarily rid of an argument which he could not overturn, he uttered the word Quoz, with a contemptuous curl of his lip and an impatient shrug of his shoulders".
And then there was the destructive saying "what a shocking bad hat!" where if someone noticed a person's hat that had the slightest amount of wear or tear someone was guaranteed to yell this out and then a mob of passerby would stomp the hat into the mud and raise it in the air with a stick. I love how this sort of thing has been going on since forever and especially how the author devoted a whole chapter to things that would have been lost for all time because these sayings are so short-lived.

My theory for Quoz is that it was some shortened slang of "Because!" with a Corkney twist but we'll never know more, other than it happened. Oh Dr Phil, there he goes with his eye out!
Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 17th 2019, 4:14 AM
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Who is John Galt?
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:12 AM
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Spoiler alert! I just Duck Duck Go'ed what you said Sakana and it just gave away the ending to a book I may or may have not read. (Atlas Shrugged) I've heard of it but now my entire life is ruined!
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:41 AM
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My job here is done. ;-)
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 31st 2019, 1:51 AM
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LOL I was so half-cut when I duck-ducked it now I don't even remember what it was about except I should buy the book if I ever see it at a book store! Once again moonshine-Caesars save the day just like I said they would!

Atlas Shrugged: A book about something I'll most likely enjoy...


[7931] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 355 | Time: 7h 33m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, May 15th 2019, 6:12 AM
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(Edited on December 20, 2022, 4:22 am)
pinderhooks @ Tuesday, May 21st 2019, 7:45 PM
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Only LUST would have such a thing as an anti-piranha cum shield :lol:
Brentos @ Sunday, May 26th 2019, 2:18 AM
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No other comic is willing to dare to be so bold.


[7933] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Spring | Time: 17m 45s
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WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, April 14th 2019, 3:34 PM
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The drawing app don't for me in firefox but work in edge ffs.
Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:09 AM
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I think that's how it is for everyone. I've gotta open Edge and then open explorer but I'll try it with Edge next time 'cause who knows when MS will delete Explorer for good. I love your cartooning by the way I must say I say.
pinderhooks @ Wednesday, April 17th 2019, 11:51 PM
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where's SpringWeirdo when you need him?
Brentos @ Sunday, June 30th 2019, 12:52 AM
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Where's Weirdo?


[7930] Artist: Brentos | Title: Test Deep Aht | Time: 9m 28s
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Brentos @ Saturday, April 6th 2019, 2:32 AM
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I think it's deep.
Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, April 10th 2019, 5:29 AM
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That's no moon. It's a ...

-- Off-by-One Kenobi
Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:10 AM
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It's too small to be a moon.
pinderhooks @ Wednesday, April 17th 2019, 11:59 PM
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I believe this is a closeup of the entrance to a birdhouse, which surely represents the artist's soul struggling to free itself from the confines of this accursed Earth where people still don't know how or are just too sorry to use their turn signals, by golly!
Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, April 25th 2019, 2:02 AM
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It's getting deeper in here, alright; I'm just not sure that it's thought.
That bird reference is telling me that we're all gonna need wings to stay above this.
Brentos @ Saturday, May 4th 2019, 2:48 AM
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Deep aht always provokes controversy that's how you can tell it from plain aht.


[7929] Artist: Satbast | Title: Hey! | Time: 38m 55s
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Satbast @ Thursday, March 7th 2019, 5:36 PM
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Oh hey…Long time, no see.
Brentos @ Thursday, March 7th 2019, 7:50 PM
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It's very nice to see you again, even if you're wearing clothes and have grown an extra finger. Rowr!
Waccoon @ Tuesday, March 12th 2019, 5:49 AM
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Yay, more of the old crew have been stopping by. Nice to see you again. 8)
Brentos @ Wednesday, March 13th 2019, 2:55 AM
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You callin' Satbast Old? She's got more retractable claws than you got fingers and she's not afraid to use them.
Waccoon @ Wednesday, March 13th 2019, 5:48 AM
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There's old, and then there's Internet old.

I'm actually 411... in Internet years. 8)
pinderhooks @ Thursday, April 18th 2019, 12:10 AM
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Looks pretty sweet, and got it done in under 40 minutes too, awesome!


[7928] Artist: Brentos | Title: Prudence | Time: 5h 15m
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Brentos @ Monday, March 4th 2019, 6:25 AM
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This is Prudence, another demon. She'll be happy to help you. She's Credence's sister but she's not like her at all (okay maybe a little bit). Unlike Credence, who's an uncontrollable, free-wheeling demented sex-slave she has an actual job with the DTP (Department of Tortuous Paperwork). It's her job to make sure that all sex-slaves are licensed, possessed victims are registered and contracts are declared and stored for all time in the underworld. She always plays by the rules and she's the best there is at what she does, but what she does isn't very nice.
pinderhooks @ Thursday, April 18th 2019, 12:06 AM
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I'd make some passes at this demon wearing glasses :blush: :blush: :blush:
Brentos @ Saturday, May 4th 2019, 3:12 AM
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If you don't have an appointment you're in the wrong line. Make an appointment and then wait in this line.


[7927] Artist: Brentos | Title: Credence And Cat | Time: 6h 45m
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Brentos @ Monday, February 18th 2019, 5:33 AM
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Brentos @ Saturday, February 16th 2019, 2:18 PM
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Crap I did it again, I made her too thick-looking. She's thick I tell you. I'll try to fix it up a bit when I go to colour it with my amazing colouring abilities sometime...
Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, April 11th 2019, 3:14 AM
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Kitty reminds me of Iris, from "Latex Blue", of whom you once drew fanart. Wonder what happened to Dragonfly: did he finish his nuclear science degree and find happiness in designing atomic weapons?
Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:58 AM
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I have no idea what happened to him. Didn't he come up with his own way to measure area on the surface of a sphere or something? He should be here because he was a Deep Thinker of bigly proportions.
If we're lucky someone like him will come up with a way for humans to overide the inevitable use of AI being in control of everyone's nuclear arsenals. Of the several close calls we've had where a nuclear war almost happened it was always a human that prevented it and a computer that almost started it. Now with AI the humans are taken out of the decision process like those crappy Max 737's. I'm starting to suspect these recent disasters involving AI have been happening for some time now. Like what if these 'clear air turbulence' events have been actually caused by AI the whole time, here's a video from about a year ago. Sorry to cheer everyone up like this...

https://youtu.be/2cSh_Wo_mcY

Holy fuck did I ever take this comment off in a scary direction. Here's a TYT video about how great the new Boeing Maxes are, they really are stupid planes.

https://youtu.be/jZpdxGoMrkI
pinderhooks @ Thursday, April 18th 2019, 12:05 AM
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sheeyit, that cat looks better than the one I did! My lines were such a mess! I blame that dastardly Chicken Paint, naturally!
Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, April 25th 2019, 10:51 PM
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Never mind his deep-thinking in things mathematical & logical, Dragonfly should be here as he's a pervert of the First Order. You've read his comic -- he's gone places where Lovecraft never dared trod, nor Freud even dreampt of.

(Edited on August 12, 2019, 4:15 pm)
Brentos @ Saturday, May 4th 2019, 3:34 AM
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Your lines are awesome Pinderhooks, I wish I could draw like that all the time where it looks so natural and sharp. I gotta sit there and render the crap out of my lines just to make it presentable. It takes me like forever but then again I spend most of my drawing time drinking and veggin' out to music.
Some day I'll try to hunt Dragonfly down but I'm too lazy so free aht to anyone who does, bonus points if he actually draws something here.
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, June 2nd 2019, 4:49 AM
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Sooo, I used Bing to "google" my way here and, found that despite all the later posts, it's my quote from above that appears for the DTP Oekaki - ninechime.com link, like it's the official tagline for the site. How'd THAT happen?
Brentos @ Sunday, June 23rd 2019, 3:17 AM
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What's the quote you're talkin' about? I wanna know what the official tagline is. Plus you should try Duck Duck Go as a search engine just to spite Wall Street the bastards.
Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 3rd 2019, 1:13 AM
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Duh, it's: "Never mind his deep-thinking in things mathematical & logical, Dragonfly should be here as he's a pervert of the First Order. You've read his comic -- he's gone places where Lovecraft never dared trod, nor Freud even conceived of", obviously.
Still worked today, as of this writing.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:19 AM
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It's official then, 'Never mind his deep-thinking etc etc' is now the Deep-Thinking thing to say!
Sakana_Katana @ Monday, August 12th 2019, 4:15 PM
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There, I've done an edit and changed "conceived" to "dreampt" because, you know, Freud was all about the dreams. Let's see if it percolates through the search engines as our tagline. Oh, and cigars too, because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, unless you're Bill Clinton.


[7926] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: some cat idk | Time: 1h 7m
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pinderhooks @ Friday, February 8th 2019, 11:31 PM
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Using Chickin Paint always ends up making me miss MS Paint :I
Brentos @ Saturday, February 9th 2019, 9:09 PM
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Fabulous! Her eyes are just perfect. Awesome pic!
Brentos @ Saturday, February 9th 2019, 10:42 PM
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Happy International Jimmy Dore Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-sxJFn6O0
Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, April 25th 2019, 11:03 PM
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Don't chide yourself unfairly; she'll nicely fuzzy. As a mouse who draws with a mouse, you entered this collosseum with the leet skillz all try to master. Leave the sand stained with their blood! BTW: bring back the BRAWL!


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