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[7496] Artist: Coon | Title: Cat Treat Made of Meat | Time: 1h

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Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:09 AM

One of the Meat Cats from Tha_Pig's comic, enjoying an all-natural snack!

I hope it's okay for me to make an upload for my first picture post here. I kept meaning to draw something using the applet but it was shaping up never to happen for various reasons (mainly technical). If it makes a difference, I promise only to upload pictures that were created for DTP or its members specifically.

Brentos @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:24 AM

Holy, this is some top notch cartooning. Why have you just been lurking all this time? This is awesome and cracks me up!

Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:56 AM

Thanks Brentos, that's nice of you! I've just been lurking due to sheer, unadulterated shyness. I'm glad it cracked ya up!

Tha_Pig @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 11:28 PM

Thanks for this, Coon! I love when someone draws my characters much better than I could ever do myself.
I'm totally including this scene in my comic, except the ice cream will contain testicles instead of eyeballs.

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 4:53 AM

I think Brentos said it all. Seconded! Beautiful! No visible nipples or genitalia so, I wouldn't have marked it "Adult."
Next time, plz show your work via the animation feature.

Coon @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 5:09 AM

Thanks for the kind words, Pig! I think testicles would be a great addition, after all they probably allow you to choose your own toppings at the meatcream parlor! Instead of places like The Marble Slab Creamery and Coldstone Creamery you could have The Morgue Slab Creamery and Gravestone Creamery.

Sakana, thanks! But this was an upload, so there's no animation data.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 9:37 PM

Coon... you are definitely a spy watching me very close... or a figment of my own imagination. Some days ago I drove by a "Marble Slab Creamery" place and I totally read the sign as "Marble Slab Crematory". What are the chances?

Coon @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 12:58 AM

It'll have to be "figment of imagination" because I'd be the worst spy ever! Now, since I'm a figment of your imagination, I have a list of improvements I'd like you to imagine me having... *takes out rolled-up paper list and unrolls it, and the roll unrolls to the floor, then keeps on going, trailing out the door*

Waccoon @ Saturday, June 29th 2013, 6:01 AM

Dude, you need to have a URL in your profile. Your FA page has only 1 pic and I must see MOAR.

Welcome aboard DTP!

Coon @ Sunday, June 30th 2013, 10:06 PM

Thank you, Waccoon! But with 2 pictures uploaded here, DTP now contains more of my art than anywhere else on the whoooole Internet. I'll try and keep adding to it!

Irrelevant @ Sunday, July 14th 2013, 2:01 AM

i love the combination of meat and blenders, especially bacon and ham.

[7408] Artist: Irrelevant | Title: loss of memory/time | Time: 37m 6s

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Irrelevant @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 10:54 PM

I forgot why I originally drew this, I think for a box image of something,

anyway, i didn't like how it came out, and i just now went over it with a mouse and made a minimal black and white .

this was 'after' java said it needed to be updated, and my computer went all dicky on me for 10 or 20 minutes, deflating my desire to draw. hopefully it'll come back again.

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 11:17 PM

I was wondering where you went. Welcome back!

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, June 26th 2013, 1:04 PM

I see he's wearing the same kind of hat as your icon, is this a self portrait?

Irrelevant @ Sunday, July 14th 2013, 1:59 AM

nah, i was originally trying to do a quick tom baker era dr. who, then it was so ugly i shrank it down to almost unrecognizable, though i guess i do have a thing for full brim hats. i 'decolored' the final posting for some reason... really not too happy with this, but i guess i wanted to post 'something'.

[7488] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 154 | Time: 3h 9m

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 5:26 AM

Fuck he DOES talk a lot.

Irrelevant @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 10:27 PM

i've been away, but now i'm intrigued.

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 11:21 PM

You've missed a lot! Action! Mystery! Comedy! Comedy! Romance! Comedy! Violence! Sound effects! Humour!

Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, June 19th 2013, 11:51 PM

What an ugly situation: in panels 7 & 11 I need a shave; by 12, a rain slicker.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 9:33 PM

I'm a Third Grade Scottish Rite Freemason and I approve this message.

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 1:01 AM

Pig, I can no longer tell if you're being serious or not! It wouldn't surprise me if you *were* a Mason though, there are more and more lodges that allow atheists to join these days.

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 2:58 AM

It's simple, Brentos. Masons don't directly ask you about your religion, only if you believe in a "supreme being".
So I didn't lie... I just didn't mention my supreme being was myself.

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 5:13 AM

Holy FUCK! That just blows my mind! Seriously?

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 7:11 PM

Mostly true. I haven't been in a lodge for years now. But technically once initiated you are in for life (unless you are expelled for a dishonorable crime) I have changed my personal philosophy over time to the point right now it's incompatible with the tenets of Freemasonry, but I still have respect for my "brothers".

[7487] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 153 | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 1:45 AM

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[7484] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: A cake | Time: 1h 13m

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Tha_Pig @ Sunday, June 9th 2013, 11:32 PM

Guess whose birthday?

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, June 10th 2013, 12:56 AM

"This is your birthday song; it isn't very long."
Maybe put icing reading "Eat Me" on it, ala "Animal House"?

Di-Hunt @ Monday, June 10th 2013, 9:01 PM

I will masturbate to it! :sneaky:

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 11th 2013, 10:07 AM

Xod liked it. My job is done!

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 1:42 AM

Oh yeah! Happy birthday Pig, this is awesome! Those pock marks on its ass are the best.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, June 17th 2013, 1:08 AM

It was not my birthday, but Xod's.

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 18th 2013, 1:49 AM

Zoics! I mean happy birthday to Xod. Where ever he may be at this particular moment in time.

Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:12 AM

I'm imagining this would taste like a cross between meatloaf and casu marzu! Just warmer and twitchier. This is great!

[7482] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 152 | Time: 2h 26m

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 4:20 AM

I was thinking about the very first thing I ever drew on the old Smut Oekaki when I did this. It was a snake smoking a cigarette while trying to be all suave and debonaire at this girl snake who HAD MASCARA ON HER EYELASHES. This was way before I had ever heard of Captain Beefheart from the likes of Fig, Alanna and Danielle. And here we are all these years later. I remember I was so embarrassed by my not so great art and then Tha Pig said something like "hey Brentos, glad you're here" and Xod made a comment about how the girl snake turned him on or something. If it wasn't for those awesome guys I wouldn't even be here so blame them.

Is that a weird story or what because it's a true story. It just blows my fucking mind man.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 11:07 PM

Talking snakes and fruits had not looked so sexy since Genesis.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, June 15th 2013, 11:44 PM

This wasn't in the King James Version!

Irrelevant @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 10:33 PM

i don't know who you are, personally, but i've had a 'crush' (a sentimental, empathetic (and somewhat pathetic)) sincere love for two now women named Fig and Danielle...

And I also love 'Hot Rats' sung by Captain Beefheart, however, when a friend of mine left a Captain Beefheart CD (Trout Mask something...) in my car, and Danielle played it, she was unimpressed.

What does this all mean?

I saw Steven Wright at the Scottish Right (sp?) theater. So yeah.. coincidences shall happen.

Keep up the artwork, and I'll keep writing music

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 11:33 PM

That is a weird story. But I can see how that girl didn't like the Captain, it's not exactly normal music. In fact it's kind of weird that there are any girls at all that like the Captain. Practically everyone I've introduced to the Captain has hated it the fucking normals.

[7481] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00016 | Time: 20m 1s

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 1:13 AM

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Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 11:07 PM

Problem, officer?

[7480] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00015 | Time: 18m 36s

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Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:16 AM

Isn't THIS the truth.

[7479] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00014 | Time: 28m 44s

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 12:20 AM

I forgot how I drew the psychiatrist before. He looks way better like this anyhow I bet.

[7478] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Something with tits | Time: 8m 43s

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Tha_Pig @ Friday, June 7th 2013, 11:18 PM

Just getting used to the new tablet. I'll leave it open so anyone can edit it.

Brentos @ Friday, June 7th 2013, 11:31 PM

She gives lousy hand jobs.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 12:03 PM

But great blow jobs to two guys at the time...

pinderhooks @ Saturday, June 15th 2013, 11:45 PM

Hell yeah! I like this girl, no foolin' :blush:

Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:15 AM

"HP Lovecraft was notorious for drawing in the margins of his textbooks in highschool..."

Gives a whole new meaning to "The Twin Obscenities"

[7477] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Green Thing | Time: 51m 55s

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Tha_Pig @ Friday, June 7th 2013, 9:17 PM

Testing the tablet again...

Brentos @ Friday, June 7th 2013, 11:33 PM

I'm not sure why but this cracked me up! I think it's how he looks so happy with himself.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 12:05 PM

I had a thousands problems with the tablet. Finally I updated Java and installed a registry patch a friend sent me and it's working.

[7467] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 151 | Time: 3h 23m

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Brentos @ Thursday, May 30th 2013, 4:37 AM

I think this page is relatively funny! Plus there's this just in case you've never heard this song before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVUZuVZWHkk