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[7594] Artist: seris | Title: SO SEXY | Time: 16m 44s

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seris @ Tuesday, January 14th 2014, 6:08 PM

once again it's been a while

not just since i've come around here but also since i've drawn anything good

Brentos @ Thursday, January 16th 2014, 2:53 AM

This is great! She's from the Hustler Bashful Edition...

balki @ Thursday, January 16th 2014, 1:49 PM

very nice!

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, January 18th 2014, 9:00 AM

Welcome baDAT ASS!!!!!

pinderhooks @ Saturday, January 18th 2014, 11:59 PM

That's a damn nice view, I say!

[7593] Artist: Satbast | Title: Meh | Time: 44m 15s

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Satbast @ Monday, January 13th 2014, 11:08 PM

Remembering a little bit more this time. ....Kinda. =^~.~^=

Brentos @ Thursday, January 16th 2014, 2:58 AM

This is what happened when Larry Flint said "show us some pink!"...

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, January 18th 2014, 9:01 AM

You nailed it...

pinderhooks @ Saturday, January 18th 2014, 11:55 PM

She doesn't look happy to be there, but I'm happy she's here

[7592] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 185 | Time: 3h 28m

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Brentos @ Tuesday, January 7th 2014, 4:40 AM

The last panel is supposed to be like in a sit-com or something I guess...

Waccoon @ Wednesday, January 8th 2014, 4:22 AM

Why am I always the last to know anything? :boohoo:

Every speared, dead, fake angel hung from a tree needs a laugh track!

[7591] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 184 | Time: 3h 47m

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Brentos @ Saturday, January 4th 2014, 6:07 AM

Alright the holidays are over so all you fucking JERKS start drawing shit again. It's time for work so get to it.

[7587] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 183 | Time: 4h 26m

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Brentos @ Saturday, January 4th 2014, 1:42 AM

I'm thinking of changing the 9th and 10th panels, I mean it's christmas for Christ's sake!

Sakana_Katana @ Saturday, December 21st 2013, 3:41 PM

If you must change anything, take the apostrophe out of "AK-47's," as it's used for the possessive; not the plural.

Brentos @ Sunday, December 22nd 2013, 12:11 AM

The way I did it is actually correct even though it might not look correct. From Essentials of English Grammar by L. Sue Baugh:

The apostrophe or 's is used to form the plural of letters, numbers, signs, symbols, and words referred to as words.
Examples:

All the R's in this article were printed backwards.
Your 3's look like 8's.
How many and's can you put in one sentence?

Now if you want to see some really bad grammar or spelling check out my early Deazle Weasel comics! I've got mistakes all over those pages. But having said all that everybody feel free to point out any mistakes, contradictions, parts of the story line that don't make sense etc in my comics. I really dig feedback like Sakana's :gamer:

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, December 23rd 2013, 9:38 PM

I could cite equally lengthy examples that prove MY point but, will spare the readers as, anyone can find same by googling (Yeah, I "verbed" a noun. Boo yaah!) on his own.

In a short survey of grammar sites, I now think the real difference in correctness, based on the times, is how old the stylebook or, one's education. Guess I'm just "Old School."

pinderhooks @ Monday, December 23rd 2013, 11:47 PM

I bet reading this here comic is what killed old man Kalashnikov :lol:

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 24th 2013, 3:57 PM

Fuckin English! :crazy:

I looked up some different sites and yes there are differing opinions about this. I always like to refer to my book because it covers everything I've ever needed to look up and is arranged in such a handy way for finding out what I need to know in seconds. One of the reasons I like the book so much is that the author avoids complicating the rules with 'use this rule for bla bla *except* for when *this* happens and sometimes that'... She just says "here's the rule it covers all that".

Monster Grammar has a tip saying that if there's any chance of confusing the reader then go for it and put in the apostrophe. I run into these kind of things quite a bit because comics traditionally use all capital letters for text. Grammar rules were never meant to take into consideration lowly comics, at least as far as I know. If I typed it out AK-47s would be way easier for the reader than AK-47S so I was glad to see my book said I could throw in the apostrophe. (I originally wanted Balki to say it like AK without the 47 which is how I normally refer to that type of gun, it could have looked like this: ANGELS THAT PACK AKS AREN'T LEGIT. I could go on and on you know me.

I did go on and on because personally I love conversations like this and lots of us make comics so I think it's relevant for us to improving our 'aht'. In fact Sakana, I even consider those unique photo/puppet montage things you do to be comics in a sense so yeah, whether you think so or not I consider you to be a fellow comics artist. We used to have conversations like this on the VCL forum. I really miss those days. I'm on pain killers right now and yeah hopefully this was the last thing Mr Kalishnikov ever read. I bet he was a Deep Thinking Pervert.

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, December 25th 2013, 11:11 AM

AK-47s aren't legit. They are actually AKMs.

Brentos @ Saturday, January 4th 2014, 2:07 AM

Changes made: I like this way better without the burning corpse hanging in the middle of your camp kinda thing. I mean that would really ruin the moment. I'd have to get the fuck out of there and since Ken's incapacitated he'd have to stay. It would have made for some comedy if Ken woke up by himself with nothing but a burnt body to greet him in the morning though. He'd be all like "what the fuck? I miss all the excitement...". But I wasn't planning on Ken getting separated from everyone else.

Pig: I'm going to keep writing AK-47 only because that's what most people will know. (I was always under the impression that AKM's were a certain model of the AK. And since I didn't know otherwise it's not likely Balki would know that because she's a girl.)

Brentos @ Saturday, January 4th 2014, 2:25 AM

Fuck! I forgot to draw the spear! I'll change that later that's my god damn resolution FUCK I hate going back to change shit fuck.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, January 11th 2014, 3:05 PM

Yeah the AKM is the modified version of the original AK-47, but anyways I was just trying to make a silly comment that went with the comic... Not trying to turn this into a lecture about weapons. If I did, I make sure is illustrated and contains all kinds of porn.

Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, January 19th 2014, 1:01 AM

To quote from Monty Python: "And there's one scene where I swear you can see everything but, my mate says it's just the way he's holding the spear." Except, I don't see the spear.

[7574] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 182 | Time: 4h 41m

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Brentos @ Tuesday, December 17th 2013, 2:29 AM

Bumped because of the delay...

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Calli @ Friday, December 6th 2013, 11:40 AM

this reminds me of a lead up to brawl. Those were good days.

Sydney @ Tuesday, December 17th 2013, 6:44 PM

Oh my god I REMEMBER THE BRAWL! Fuck I miss those days.

[7586] Artist: Brentos | Title: It Was Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined | Time: 31m 28s

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Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:26 PM

I've actually been sick for like two months here! I haven't even been listening to music! One could argue that I've always been sick though I suppose.

(Original by pinderhooks)

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, December 18th 2013, 9:58 PM

Dicks... dicks everywhere!

Brentos @ Sunday, December 22nd 2013, 12:17 AM

Dancing disco dicks.

pinderhooks @ Monday, December 23rd 2013, 11:43 PM

Am I correct in assuming that this is the first appearance of dick-nipples on this board? And if so, what took so long, eh?

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 24th 2013, 4:20 PM

I'm trying to think back and even checked most of the archives. This could really be the first documented case of dick nipples here. Free aht to whoever draws the first SHITTING dick nipples! ( I regret this already. Should I hit submit or should I not?) Actually what am I afraid of? No one has ever drawn shitting dick nipples.

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 8:52 PM

This is amazing

[7585] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: Mouse Drawing Part 3 | Time: 41m 8s

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pinderhooks @ Tuesday, December 10th 2013, 1:18 PM

Did I hear somebody mention mouse drawings? :sneaky:

(Original by Tha_Pig)

Sydney @ Tuesday, December 10th 2013, 3:27 PM

THE DOODLES, THEY'RE REPLICATING!

Waccoon @ Wednesday, December 11th 2013, 3:51 AM

This is why I added the Public feature.

MOAR!

balki @ Wednesday, December 11th 2013, 10:18 PM

I shouldn't think this is cute, but I totally do. xD

Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:33 PM

This is some awesome shit to come home to...

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, December 23rd 2013, 9:56 PM

@Pinderhooks - I know you draw awesome mousies but, do I recall correctly in that you also draw them WITH a mouse?

pinderhooks @ Monday, December 23rd 2013, 11:40 PM

@Sakanaktananananana - I'm glad you asked, because that joke never gets old

The answer is of course yes. Now if I had a trackball I would use that instead and you'd REALLY see some interesting looking artwork!

Sakana_Katana @ Friday, January 3rd 2014, 5:43 AM

@Pinderhooks - With a mouse you draw mousies; with a trackball would you just draw balls?

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 8:54 PM

i'm almost in tears at how amazing this is

(Edited on January 21, 2014, 8:54 pm)

[7584] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: remake | Time: 8m 7s

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Tha_Pig @ Sunday, December 8th 2013, 1:06 AM

Drawing with the mouse is hard.

(Original by Irrelevant)

Irrelevant @ Monday, December 9th 2013, 11:06 PM

that's awesome.

i was writing a second ago 'i was going to draw something, i forgot what, though'

the response i got was 'a penis?'

thanks for doing it for me.

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, December 10th 2013, 3:09 AM

Sorry, I have no tablet either and I tried to do some editing of your picture. I hope it's okay.

Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:44 PM

I just noticed how you finished their hair there! Nice Doug Winger dick too!

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 8:52 PM

naw, this is awesome

and I love what it started! (sorry I've been away. hadn't had inet access except in public.)

[7582] Artist: Irrelevant | Title: regret | Time: 7m 57s

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Irrelevant @ Friday, December 6th 2013, 2:47 AM

I'm sorry to keep doing minimal mousy stuff, i wish i had a tablet or like, a pen mouse or something.

I am very appreciative of this site, to let people 'vent' and draw, express our feelings, observations, fantasies, ridiculous jokes, etc.

airy got toe

Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:35 PM

I can't help thinking the guy looks like Beethoven in the first panel...

[7581] Artist: Irrelevant | Title: taking liberties, and no prisoners | Time: 35m 53s

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Irrelevant @ Sunday, November 24th 2013, 1:56 AM

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Tha_Pig @ Monday, November 25th 2013, 12:26 AM

Only the delicious ones!!!

Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:47 PM

It's a scene from Lust! This is Shadow Walker right?

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 21st 2014, 8:59 PM

not sure 'what' i was doing, but i was aiming for it
was really tired at the time, and probably drinking.

[7575] Artist: Calli | Title: Mr Bunny goes to work | Time: 28m 12s

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Calli @ Wednesday, November 13th 2013, 10:13 AM

He is a business man.

Coon @ Wednesday, November 13th 2013, 8:21 PM

I can tell by the way he use his walk that he's a business man, no time to talk.

Really neat effect! I like how the details are misty and vague in the background, but then coalesce in the foreground, with the face being so solid as to nearly be symbolic. It's like impressionist depth of field!

balki @ Wednesday, November 13th 2013, 11:43 PM

I love this! He is very alien-ey

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, November 20th 2013, 9:42 AM

Creepylicious!

Irrelevant @ Sunday, November 24th 2013, 1:13 AM

i don't have anything to say. though i love this, but wanted to say hi.

this is... dreamy

pinderhooks @ Tuesday, December 10th 2013, 12:00 PM

He's a dapper chapper.

Brentos @ Monday, December 16th 2013, 11:57 PM

I love how freaky this is. I've been having weird unsettling dreams about abandoned air-vents in forests and fields and beside rivers that are coated with coal dust and lead down hundreds of feet to the coal mines that are under the towns and sand stone layers of the area where I live. This has that same kind of feeling to it.

Calli @ Thursday, December 26th 2013, 6:25 PM

That's kind of funny Brentos, because I pulled this image from a dream I had the night before I drew it. I woke up with his eyes in my head.