A silly doodle from my high school history notebook.

fox feral

Bad things happen when you don't follow the directions.

eyeofwhores

I was laughing hysterically at this one before adding it to the crap page. For those who don't know, wolves regurgitate chewed meat for their pups when the young ones have outgrown their mother's milk.

Hey, I just know these things.

wolf feral

A lame attempt at creating a generic model sheet for my characters. For the record, my characters are usually 5 and 1/2 heads tall (5' tall), and the crotch is at the midpoint of the body (everything minus the head), not the whole height of the character. I prefer chubby, short people, like me, even though the “ideal” designer's model is eight heads (or seven feet) tall, and thin as a toothpick. Blech.

raccoon

Self explanatory, I hope.

raccoon

This advertising campaign is very old, but still one of my favorites, and the first TV ad I've ever seen that featured a raccoon. The ad was for, of all things, Hostess Twinkies.

Stage open, in the woods. It's the middle of winter. A large, log-shaped yellow object starts falling out of the sky. The raccoon (a very realistic puppet) holds out his arms in awe, ready to catch what he things is a gigantic Twinkie. Instead, he gets smooshed by a snowboard. As the surfer slides away, the flattened critter pulls himself out of the crater, and in a stupor, asks, “Where's the cream filling?!”

Classic. :)

raccoon

A concept sketch of the almighty Amiga 1300!

What the hell was I thinking?

amiga

This was a funny scene where two men were joking how Jejzoans all have tiny, pointed breasts. Then they walk into a sports shop specializing in skating equipment sales and repair, and see...

“Whoooooaaa...”

jejzoan

Bad things happen when you don't respect their territory!

fox feral

Bad things happen when you have Floaty Tongue!

This doesn't qualify as “Aht”, since it's actually a digital trace from a very cool photograph I downloaded when I first got online (original photographer unknown). I particularly like this one because of the eye rings. These are the facial markings (and colors!) of Jejzoans.

jejzoan wolf

Good luck trying to figure out what I was trying to do, here.

Yes, back in high school drafting class, we actually used RULERS and TEMPLATES instead of this newfangled computer stuff! By the end of the year we got to use amazing 286 PCs to do our digital drafting assignments. What a luxury!

Why is it always this way with furries? HUH?!

Prelude to a very dumb comic with rhymes in it.

undies

Physics makes my head spin!

Actually, I liked physics. Physics teachers are the best!

wac raccoon

Homework doesn't like me...

wac raccoon

...And I don't like homework.

wac raccoon

YOO LIIIIIIIEEE!!!

robert raccoon