I feel this really captures my essence, you know? The me that IS me, you know? (Uploaded by No one in particular)

May I feel up your eyes?

*jiggle jiggle*

lol, everything's better with tits.

At least you're not looking at us cock-eyed.

You have very expressive eyes!

Your breasts They are lopsided

this calls for some botox!

Its so amusing yet so disturbing haha

Sakana, nice one :p

NOIP, this begs to be rendered.

are your boobs sick??

IT IS FINISHED. And I even used that shading everyone gets such a hard on for. (Uploaded by Sean Wolfe)

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

this is actually pretty damn good like, vast improvement... keep it up Sean, you're better than me >.> geeze next thing you know Bassman is gonna pass my ass up XD lol.

Nah, BassMan has quite a ways to go.

Wow, Sean! Way to go. Using flat paint tool to shade instead of fuzzy dodge/burn makes thigs look much more solid. Nice values, you should do several black and white drawings with NO LINEART! It will teach you how to judge shades against each other for greater clarity. The Red is a nice hue. The penis is kinda bright, a lighter value than all the darks. So it stands out a bit but maybe that's the point? I almost think this doesn't need teh coxxor to be sexy and erotic.

I really like the composition on this. The cropping gives it a sense of mystery, which adds to sexiness

dontchya just love that expression?

Everyone thought the relationship between Sauria and Moompoey was doomed, but they proved love conquers all obstacles. Uploaded, because I'm still tabletless. (Uploaded by Tha_Pig)

Your art never ceaes to amaze me Another awsome job Her tits remind me of Lime Jello for some reason.

I hope he has a high pain tolerance with how spiky see seems! Love all the little details. :3

One of my favorites from you, Pig. How sweet!

People say that inside every fat girl there is a thin girl waiting to get out. My thin girl got fat and content instead.

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round

ooomy ooomy she is soo cute! I wish i was that cute in my fat ness. snuggles

I love big girls, they are very soft, and fun to cuddle up with, every girl I've ever been attracted to or have had any interest in has been not so little in the middle so to speak

To me, having a belly can still make a girl attractive as long as it's not to a really disgusting level that makes the girl look like a welfare case. I also believe this principle especially applies to goths.

I had to lol, fat bottom girls is my hubby's ring tone for when I call. Sean is developing psychic powers.

I keep thinking that song is a bad idea to sing to a girl.... though now I start to wonder. Love the blush, it's so subtle-yet-effective.

This is not fat. It's adorably plump.

Big bottom! Big bottom! Talk about mudflaps MY GIRLS GOT 'EM! Big bottom drive me outta my mind! How could I leave this... behind!? Note: I just happened to be listening to that song when I decided to check DTP.

R-u-b-e-n-e-s-q-u-e is how I spell sexy!

I've always liked voluptuous, myself.

completely adorable. I have to agree that being vary curvy isn't a bad thing. :3

I really like this!

I dunno. A drawing for someone. I'm too fucking lazy to shade the wings.

Nah, it fits. They're whatchamacallit, ethereal. They don't have shade, being so pure and whatnot.

she looks great!

I hope to be half as good as you one day, I've always anjoyed your work, very beautiful indeed.

The pale blond gold you used it just so pleasing to the eye~ Wish I had half your skill with drawing clothing

A little self-confidence. That is a jacket I wear a lot. It doesn't quite fit me, it's a man's jacket and my hips/bum are too wide. Plus the zipper is broken. But it looks cool, and it goes *squeakysqueakysquitch* when I move. So I edited the face a little. I have freckles. Oh, in case you could not figure this out, this is not a character, it is me. It is a self portrait of what I look like in real life (Although maybe a bit slimmer for vanity's sake), I am that person. I am a real human woman and I look more or less like that. That is my hair and those are my clothes and SOMETIMES I'm really sarcastic. OMG it doesn't end. >_< Can we drop this please? http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season11/eight15.mp3 (Edited on January 5, 2009, 8:14 pm)

nifty concept! I enjoy the folds at your elbow, and of course raph's shadow is love!

Man, I hope it's not my ass you're going to kick.

I wouldn't mess with you Ras or no Ras. I have to agree with rayebs on the folds and textures.

Bassman. Do piss off. Your 'art' is terrible, and you have no business insulting anyone else.

I have to agree with Seraph unfortunately. I just really didnt want to say anything but that seriously was just stupid.

Yeah, Bassman. There have been many times I wanted to delete your art for lack of effort but I generally let them stay...just try not to push things by insulting other artists here. Nobody would really miss you if you were banned.

I thought he was a troll. That or he has arse-burgers or some shit.

now... i'm not a fan of bassmans art. but Unfourtunatly i feel the need to defend him. I may be inccorrect, but I do not think he was insulting the work, but commenting on what the subject matter looks like. If so, he states that the image depected looks a semblance to rosie o'donnal, only gothic. still could be an insult, if ya not a fan of rosie, but I DON"T think it was an art quality insult.

The attitude on this board is generally pretty lax, so I didn't think it was anything too inflammatory. Just a bad joke. I really wish it was realistic to make a practice board.

Rayebs: You don't think telling someone their self-portrait looks like Rosie O'Donnell might be considered an insult by some people? I don't think Rosie is ugly, but the way it was phrased made it seem like an insult to me. And it could be construed as an insult to my art as well as my looks. I've held my tongue about his comments for a long time, and yeah, I got pissed off. (Edited on January 4, 2009, 4:08 pm)

@seraph. YES i do, i think it is possible, but i DON"T think it was an art quality insult! that was the point i was trying to make, esp since everyone in response to bass man commented on the art quality of his work. Blank him for a possible insult on subject matter But not for an insult on ART quality. an no, seraph. I like and respect rosie o'donnell but I am a large chicka, so if i drew myself and was refered to her, i woudn't necc be insulted. Now if you don't like rosie but think horrible of her, then yeah, it is an insult. just depends on how ya look at it. and forgive seraph, I do not know your gender, and it would be much more insultive of bassman's comment if you are not female, and i am assuming you are. (Edited on January 4, 2009, 7:21 am)

Umm...I think the "My God" part would tend to indicate this was meant as an insult. And while that is, in itself, no reflection of the art work per se, it's an incredibly juvenile thing to say and seems typical of Bassman's mind set. And I believe that's what Seraph was responding to - her retort seems to be one of sheer exasperation. So, Bassman; comment on the quality of the work, not on your opinion of the subject...it has no bearing on the matter and makes you look like a jerk.

Oh my goodness! My internet sensibilities have been offended! Mercy me! These comments give me the horribles! Get over it guys. It's the Internet. Let's go back to having fun and not bitching at each other. This is why we can't have nice things!!

I thought we couldn't have nice things because we kept setting them on fire?

I like your anhk necklace ^~.~^

I think a practice board would be a cool idea Wac. Why isn't it feasible? Too much bandwith? Hosting fees too much? If it's hosting fees, I wouldn't mind helping cover them. Honestly.

Too bad there isn't another board on the site that is hardly used...

Seraph looks nothing like Rosie O'Donnell - neither does this pic; the only fleeting resemblance is that they are both big women...which means..oh my god..I must look like Rosie too cuz I'm also big!

Bassman, it's not impossible for you to eventually find your place here. We felt very much the same way about Sean as we do about you in the beginning, but he made great efforts at improving his art and his attitude. If anyone else had said what you said, it probably would have gone unnoticed. But you generally have an attitude problem around here that is completely unwarranted because you are quite frankly nowhere near as refined an artist as anyone else on this board. Maybe go away to oekakicentral.com for awhile and use their practice boards or something and come back when you've improved and matured.

What's wrong with communists? Do you hate Robin Hood too? Also, nothing offensive about God. Invoking him/her/it/they/hir in an argument can be kind offensive, though. Much like Hitler, really.

whelps, after bassman's second comment, i revoke any support and defense i showed.

BassMan, I did not want to take shit to this point but your second comment was just horrible and proves you have no grasp of your own problems. I was like you once. My art wasnt that good and I was disliked because of it. I was an obnoxoius ass like most 17 years olds with internet access are. I wasn't wanted on DTP by a number of people, but I kept pushing through because of support and the kinds words of folks like Sabine and Wac. Today I do my best to be mature about the way I treat people and hand out my criticism. I DO NOT however, make snide backhanded insults, and then try to back it up with more unintelligable drivel. It doesn't matter that you weren't trying to insult Seraph. What matters is that it was taken the wrong way. Any person with a hint of tact would have apologized and left it be, but instead you went and tried to validate your insult. This is the kind of behavior I expect off 4chan, not a respected artist's board. I don't see any hope for you AssMan. The only person to even back you up on this just up and renounced it and plenty of people here would agree your art isn't getting any better. Go somewhere like Bluefurry or Immorakaki if you want to be an idiot. We don't need them here. And with that I apologize to Seraph, Dej, Wac, and Sabine for the angry rant and drama.

I thought it was very well said, Sean, and I think everyone can drop it now please

Well if you'd like to stay here, think before you comment. It'll make everyone's life easier.

Bassman you just keep digging a deeper and deeper hole for yourself with every comment you make.

Honestly I don't draw on Oekaki boards often anymore. This board has been my oekaki-ing place of choice for years because of the good people, fun artists and the lackadaisical attitudes we usually all have. However, BassMan has been offensive to me in the past, without reason, and obviously continues to be so to others. He's an asshole. I've just stopped coming and posting because well, lets just say that the board has gone down hill for a while now. I'm not trying to be an elitist bitch, this isn't about art quality, this rant is about the quality of people. I don't see why we put up with people who have nothing to offer this group. At one point, I thought a lot of us were pretty decently close friends, and that was a good thing. Now well, I don't post, and I know some other people have moved on and have busy lives, but i cant be the only one who doesn't post because people are dicks around here lately. Anyhow, that was tangential and TLDR, but anyways. I wouldn't be opposed to bannings happening.

AssMan, are you seriously that DENSE? This has NOTHING to do with Rosie O'Donnell. I hate her ass too but you are missing the point by a MILE. Seraph took offense to it because it was an attack at her, not O'Donnel and you're continuing to be a dumbshit, whether on purpose or out of just being dense I can't even tell anymore.

We miss you Syrynx! And everyone else that disappeared...the golden age of this oekaki board has definitely passed. But I still like to draw here I do miss the days of...Oh I dunno, 2-3 years ago?

Oh my god, I remember Bassman's first two comments and now I come back and delicious drama was obviously to be had and I MISSED IT *cries*

Yeah, I voluntarily deleted them so tough shit

You're very brave to grace us with your beauty, I would never do a true self portrait, I have a condition called, date rape face.

Group Project idea: The Beach Hotel I mentioned before that I had some ideas for a group project, so I’m going to run this one up the flagpole and see who salutes. My idea is to make a VERY simple Flash point-and-click “game” about walking around a hotel and interacting with the people of DTP. Everyone could draw their own room, characters, dialogue, and for the more ambitious, animations and puzzles. There will be of course other locations, such as the lobby, corridors, the lift, the bar, the outside, staff areas etc, so if you want to do more, you can. I thought so that the characters can use the other locations, that there could be a day and night version where areas open and close or get more populated. It would be relatively easy to stitch together in Flash, so it’s unlikely to disappear into the ether like most of my projects. Also I know a few of you know a little bit of actionscript, so the project wouldn’t die if sudden dropped of the face of the Earth. Not sure on a theme just yet. The original Beach Hotel was a 19th century derelict that dominated the coast of our town. Spooky bloody looking place, and if you believed what you heard at school there was a number Jack Nicholson’s running around the place at any one time. However, grimy is harder to draw and I kida like the idea of a warm, beach resort myself. Now I’ve bored you enough, anyone interested in this?

If my laptop hadn't died and forced me on to a slower, much older desktop, I would leap at the chance to contribute. As it is, I'm sort of slowly, jerkily shambling at the chance.

No worries mate, I have a feeling this would take awhile. Besides, adding more rooms wouldn't be a problem.

This kinda sounds like HTH but without the porn How big should the picture size be and what sorts of limits do we have. We could link our websites and art dumping grounds when we talk or click a item in the room like a passport or a suit case. Its been a long time since I did any basic action scripting might need to learn it all again.

No details yet. I want to see hows interested before I info dump. But yeah, first person perspective looking at static rooms to keep it simple. I like the website linking idea. I was going to have posters and books and draws for you to click on. Maybe some discussion trees with the characters (and maybe if I we want to really be clever, have them react different to the player if they are male or female or what-not).

I don't know how to do any of what you mentioned but it sounds like a fun project. I think Dejection's room would definitely be a dungeon...hmm. YES.

You wouldn't need to do any of the coding crap (unless you want to), just the artwork. I can add All the clickable hot-spots to move from one picture to another. Personally, I would have had her room really bland and boring, and have the dungeon hidden in the basement.

Are we gonna be drawing the rooms in oekaki or flash?

Any app you like. I'll import the image into Flash and add the transparent buttons over the top of it.

This is an idea I REALLY like. I'll gladly draw up my own room and extra goodies once you get all the info for us.

This sounds like a really awesome idea, although I have no idea how to do flash or anything like that. If I did get in on the action, I think my room would need a lot of tentacles, water leaks and maybe some non euclidean geometry XD;

Like I keep saying, all you would need to do are pictures. No Flash stuff if you don't want to. Oh, and the Beach Hotel is going to be an odd place for sure. I'm half tempted to make my room 16-bit.

Could I do a thing where I had a character like Kaitlyn in one part of the hotel, and to get to my room you'd need to talk to her, or are we constrained to our rooms?

No, I mentioned before that there's public areas, and I was planning on a day/night cycle so characters move about and areas open and lock. I will put a limit on the characters, and possibly have a bit of quality control in the public areas, so characters don't look too out of place.

In which case, I'm on it chief!

Sounds pretty interesting.. I'm wondering, would there be an overall purpose to the wandering, like a game? Y'know, solve a certain # of puzzles, open new passages, end up solving some mystery in the end kind of thing? Or would it mostly just be a bunch of different things you could do to keep your mind busy that didn't nessisarily have anything to do with eachother?

Not sure yet, but most likely the latter. If there was a goal, it would have to be kept simple like finding all the keys or some shit (and I will make DAMN sure the ending is as dumb as possible). I'm pretty sure that making a full point and click adventure would be a nightmare to organize. I want to keep this as simple as possible to make it manageable. I've done group projects before, and getting a number of people who aren't getting paid on the same page is like herding cats. I want to keep it so that if someone doesn't finish, it doesn't matter. It'll still work without that persons work, but can still be added later if need be. However, finding hidden stuff in one room by using another object found in another would be simple enough.

Missed the hoof/nail on the lefthand thumb, but it's getting to glitchy to go any further...

chubby sexy! though the tit on our right looks a bit to small compared to it's loverly companion on the left ooh, i wanna snuggle!

Reason #37 Why Tauren Are Superior: Slip any Tauren Innkeeper some gold or even a few Greens and this will be lying in your bed.

The funny thing is, my last girlfriend IRL was named "Bessie" But I'd so "milk" this cow for all she's worth anyway!

RED and Gisei...with boobies.

Still gay, still hot. Thumbs up!

This just keeps looking better every time I see it.

quite lovely!

That tail is magnificent

These two are so cute together I really love the contrast of their colors too.

The kind of gay I like

(Makes the old WWE chant) HLA! HLA! HLA! HLA! Note: the chant "HLA!" in WWE stands for Hot Lesbian Action

FINALLY I get to see your little furs have some fun

I never really thought furry was super arousing *no offense* until I saw this picture Its amaaazing especially the attention to detail.

(Uploaded by RooCat)

BONK BAT WHEEE *bonk bonk bonk* Awesome picture btw.

Awesome

Suh-weet, I got a top-hat and a drink! I feel so... Dickensian! Also, it looks like Tawny got a croquet mallet. At least, that's what I'm going to say that is.

The rainbow is perfect, I'll put it to good use.

I like my awesome cast.

SUCH LOVELY GIFTS. :3
There are a few peoples here I don't recognize. o:
I am jealous of the giant-assed cake. SHARE.

Sam, you cad! What are you doing, opening the Punchernaut's gift?

I'm sure Tawny and I will both fully enjoy our presents, once I figure out what I got. Hmm... is that an iCassette? Awesome! What'd you get, Tawny, a Pepperidge Farm sausage and cheese sampler?

birth control pills and a strap-on, i wager. interesting to get someone a gift that they're supposed to give to someone else

You might not be able to tell, but I'm in there too

Mascot, Dejection, Sabine, xod, Sam, ??? Sean Al, Noip Roocat, Mellaby, Sable Wacoon, Tawny, ??? Da Pig Wow, I'm proud of myself! I reconized all but two! All by myself too! no help

Where is that grey thing hitting Roocat coming from?

Epicmass!!! And I got exactly what I wanted!

I think the rainbow hair one is Surey Neko, but why she has an axe is beyond me. And the one with the cake is Syrynx.

!! I'm There !! <3 ! and is it just me or are we being armed for another brawl !? Dejection seems to have a pandora's box, Sabine a lucky horseshoe-a-rang and im betting NOIP has something behind his back ! hehe hope you had a wonderful Christmas ^^ (Edited on December 26, 2008, 5:12 pm)

I think everyone got bored of the Brawl. I have some lame ideas for group projects. i just need to be bothered to act on them.

yay, the cake isn't a lie !

If they're weapons for a future brawl, I think I'd want to stay on Tawny's good side I'd say I feel left out, but I've been kinda busy with the new baby, so it's cool Merry Christmas, all!

Aww aww aww aww awww!!!!

Aren't we all just precious with our WMDs . . . *hefts golden donkoon shoe* this could do some damage!

NOW for someone to GENDER BENDER it! mUAHAHAHAH

Is it possible:!?!!? I've reached the rank of notorious DTP member! I'm so embarrassed now

I don't post often enough to justify being in a compilation, at any rate awsome work the pissy look on Sean's face and Tha Pig with the Lancer are priceless lol