What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything!"


This was an interesting experiment in drawing horizontally. I'm not sure if I like the effect or not. In any case, I hope there is not too much penis in this one. I noticed many of the other banners have cleverly hidden or mostly obscured the genitalia, so I'm kind of breaking rank here.

If it is a worthy banner, I think you could get by with just turning the white area to the left of the sun transparent.

Oh, forgive me for not introducing myself... my name is shishi and I draw smut.

this is very, very beautiful The colours and the composition and such. I am happy that you make up for all the spoo you tell me I lack drawing :'D

So the zen student pays for the hot dog with a $20 dollar bill. The vendor puts the money in the till and closes the drawer. The student asks the vendor "where's my change", to which the vendor replies "change must come from within".

Whoa! Someone just gave me a link to your website two days ago, and here you are! It's harmony, all right. This rocks. I'm uploading a new batch of logos tonight, and maybe I can improve the random number generator, too. It's not as random as it should be, as I keep getting the same logos 2-3 times in a row! >:(

yes, the red sexy chemist bikini and Nani's show most...

wac http://us4.php.net/manual/en/function.srand.php

Shishi is here.

And drawin' wicked rockin' pictures! Yes!

@Huns: The seed based on microtime() is what I'm already using. I practically live at PHP.net. Oh, and I rotated this. Hope you don't mind.

try $fp = fopen("/dev/urandom", "r"); $seed = fread($fp, 16); and then I think you have to use a base64 decode to turn it into an int or something

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That joke was awesome!

This rocks! Welcome aboard!

Waccoon: BTW, I think you need to change it from "Shishi.gif" "ShiShi.gif" in the script, if you didn't notice already

One step closer to nirvana

Nice coloration :3 i really like it!