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[7951] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: dick power inverted | Time: 27m 36s
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WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, March 1st 2020, 3:14 PM
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Brentos @ Tuesday, March 3rd 2020, 1:41 AM
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK Yeah!!!!!!!! Tango is half Shmorky and half Fig all put together! And maybe a touch of Agouti Rex thrown in for to make it interesting. This made my day...
Waccoon @ Friday, March 6th 2020, 2:37 AM
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Step aside, Red Bull...
Brentos @ Saturday, April 18th 2020, 3:33 AM
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*thinks about Waccoon's comment for a moment*. :lol:


[7947] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Miss Dreich | Time: 44m 47s
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WinterWeirdo @ Wednesday, December 11th 2019, 2:01 PM
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Brentos @ Saturday, December 14th 2019, 3:17 AM
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I second that motion, except when I gotta work out in that cold Kentucky rain...
Calli @ Sunday, December 15th 2019, 1:03 PM
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yes v good
pinderhooks @ Wednesday, January 1st 2020, 9:49 PM
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cold, dark and miserable is also how I like my coffee


[7945] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: EMPTY!! | Time: 1h 17m
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WinterWeirdo @ Monday, September 30th 2019, 2:00 PM
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pinderhooks @ Saturday, October 5th 2019, 10:57 PM
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b l y a t
Brentos @ Saturday, October 12th 2019, 3:01 AM
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More Tango!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[7939] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: THUNDER! | Time: 28m 56s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 1:44 PM
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The lyric is "Let me be your battered angel
So you can be my tattered devil" but I prefer my misheard lyric better.
pinderhooks @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 9:47 PM
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yeah, sometimes the lyrics you misunderstand end up being more interesting than the actual ones, I tend to avoid reading lyric sheets so that I don't spoil it :v
Somewhat related to this subject: Blue Oyster Cult had a cool song called "Tattoo Vampire"
VAMPIRE PHOTO, SUCKIN' THE SKIN!
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:29 AM
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It's always nice to be introduced to some 'new' non-mainstream band I've never heard of. These chicks could be the Biker Space Dames of eighties hard-rock.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:43 AM
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OMG that's Joan Jett! Now I'm reminded of Billy Idol's first band Generation X that no one knows about.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 3:05 AM
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Weirdo, If you like The Runaways you might like Gito Gito Hustler from Japan...
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:25 AM
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Sometimes I still like the classics...

https://youtu.be/ocxuKL_S9uo


[7934] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: how bout | Time: 26m 4s
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WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, May 21st 2019, 3:07 PM
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(Edited on May 31, 2019, 4:48 am)
Brentos @ Saturday, June 1st 2019, 2:03 AM
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I love it, but isn't it more of "cash me outside" or something?
WinterWeirdo @ Monday, June 3rd 2019, 4:01 PM
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I'd never heard of till I saw the Joe rogan clip https://youtu.be/UA3jI71gy8E
Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2019, 3:14 AM
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I just finished this book which is kind of famous in the skeptic community called Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Crowds where there's a chapter about mindless trends involving short-lived expressions from the author's time (1841). It starts off with the smart-assed reply to someone with the word Quoz! For some unknown reason this word became something that everyone would at least have heard if not said in London every day.
"When a mischievous urchin wished to annoy a passenger, and create mirth for his comrades, He looked him in the face, and cried out Quoz! and the exclamation never failed in its object. When a disputant was desirous of throwing doubt upon the veracity of his opponent, and getting summarily rid of an argument which he could not overturn, he uttered the word Quoz, with a contemptuous curl of his lip and an impatient shrug of his shoulders".
And then there was the destructive saying "what a shocking bad hat!" where if someone noticed a person's hat that had the slightest amount of wear or tear someone was guaranteed to yell this out and then a mob of passerby would stomp the hat into the mud and raise it in the air with a stick. I love how this sort of thing has been going on since forever and especially how the author devoted a whole chapter to things that would have been lost for all time because these sayings are so short-lived.

My theory for Quoz is that it was some shortened slang of "Because!" with a Corkney twist but we'll never know more, other than it happened. Oh Dr Phil, there he goes with his eye out!
Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 17th 2019, 4:14 AM
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Who is John Galt?
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:12 AM
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Spoiler alert! I just Duck Duck Go'ed what you said Sakana and it just gave away the ending to a book I may or may have not read. (Atlas Shrugged) I've heard of it but now my entire life is ruined!
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:41 AM
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My job here is done. ;-)
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 31st 2019, 1:51 AM
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LOL I was so half-cut when I duck-ducked it now I don't even remember what it was about except I should buy the book if I ever see it at a book store! Once again moonshine-Caesars save the day just like I said they would!

Atlas Shrugged: A book about something I'll most likely enjoy...


[7933] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Spring | Time: 17m 45s
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WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, April 14th 2019, 3:34 PM
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The drawing app don't for me in firefox but work in edge ffs.
Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:09 AM
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I think that's how it is for everyone. I've gotta open Edge and then open explorer but I'll try it with Edge next time 'cause who knows when MS will delete Explorer for good. I love your cartooning by the way I must say I say.
pinderhooks @ Wednesday, April 17th 2019, 11:51 PM
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where's SpringWeirdo when you need him?
Brentos @ Sunday, June 30th 2019, 12:52 AM
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Where's Weirdo?


[7876] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: If I were Beowulf... | Time: 19m 54s
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WinterWeirdo @ Monday, February 19th 2018, 3:47 PM
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I never would have left the cave.





I was rooting for the dragon.
Brentos @ Wednesday, February 21st 2018, 2:54 AM
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I think he likes you.
pinderhooks @ Thursday, March 1st 2018, 11:11 PM
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I mean, giving her another kid to replace the one he killed is the least he could do for her
WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, March 4th 2018, 2:24 PM
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Maybe I'm just twisted but I was rooting for the dragon all the way through that film.


[7865] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: DEm damn attractive deathclaws | Time: 17m 8s
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WinterWeirdo @ Wednesday, October 25th 2017, 2:39 PM
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I been watching all these Oxhorn Fallout lore videos on YouTube and I what to buy Fallout 3 for my Xbox,but I don't want to have to shoot the pretty pretty Deathclaws.

These are tribulations of a weenier weirdo.
Brentos @ Thursday, October 26th 2017, 2:21 AM
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I want to marry the Hunters from Halo.
pinderhooks @ Saturday, November 11th 2017, 2:02 AM
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some men like to live dangerously!


[7860] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Junkie werewolf | Time: 13m 33s
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WinterWeirdo @ Saturday, September 16th 2017, 2:45 PM
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Brentos @ Wednesday, September 20th 2017, 1:34 AM
Sakana_Katana @ Monday, October 2nd 2017, 1:32 AM
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What can I add to Brentos's link other
than: ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL!
pinderhooks @ Monday, October 23rd 2017, 12:26 AM
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:lol:


[7779] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: How much for 5 minutes | Time: 21m 58s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, March 31st 2016, 6:35 PM
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Experience doesn't really add any value in her line of work.
Tha_Pig @ Sunday, April 10th 2016, 4:31 PM
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If I can pick the hole, time is irrelevant.
Brentos @ Tuesday, April 12th 2016, 1:22 AM
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Time is relevant, now hurry up I wanna eat her pussy.
WinterWeirdo @ Wednesday, April 13th 2016, 6:11 PM
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I'm surprised about the response to this nasty crack hoe.
pinderhooks @ Friday, April 15th 2016, 12:10 AM
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Why surprised? Don't tell me you forget what site you're on!


[7753] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Cornered | Time: 34m 19s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, December 10th 2015, 2:34 PM
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Said the wrong thing in the wrong pub pal.
pinderhooks @ Monday, December 14th 2015, 11:44 PM
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Does this mean you won't give me your phone number?
Brentos @ Thursday, December 31st 2015, 12:41 AM
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I'd be so turned on it would make THEM cum in their pants!


[7743] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Wife beater | Time: 56m 39s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, October 8th 2015, 3:37 PM
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Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, October 8th 2015, 11:09 PM
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What a bitch!

And, tube top -- LOL!
Brentos @ Monday, October 12th 2015, 1:08 AM
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Holy fuck this is the best thing that's happened here in years. I can't stop laughing at this!

Plus I love how she's dressed up for Walmart...
Brentos @ Monday, October 12th 2015, 1:41 AM
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You just know this happened in the isle with the oversized plastic lawn chairs.
Tha_Pig @ Thursday, October 15th 2015, 10:51 PM
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That's how I got married.
pinderhooks @ Sunday, October 25th 2015, 11:47 PM
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Caveman dating.


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