DTP Oekaki

[8101] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: I think I hate zoomers | Time: 19m 15s

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WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, March 19th 2024, 4:39 PM

I started a new weekend job last Saturday to make some extra money and to get my bank account back in order and I've ended up working with these young folk who are quite literally less than half my age. They are the most unironic zoomer stereotypes imageable the curly bouffant hair thing and joggers and gold chains.

pinderhooks @ Friday, March 29th 2024, 12:10 AM

yep, the generation gap is really something alright! It's weird to think that we used to consider our parents' generation unhip and out-of-touch, and now we're considered the same way by the younger generation. But surely they're wrong, and we're still mega cool...right?

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, April 17th 2024, 9:12 AM

I was recently fired from Amazon after six years of hard work. I could not keep up with coworkers half my age.
Happy times!

Brentos @ Sunday, May 19th 2024, 2:43 AM

I can get along with anyone regardless of age as long as they're not self righteous back stabbers. Amazon is the shits, fuck them Piggy!

[8099] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: 2023 part 2 | Time: 39m 43s

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, December 28th 2023, 1:54 PM

If she wanted to make money maybe she should have done something useful.

Waccoon @ Sunday, December 31st 2023, 1:59 AM

That's just common sense. Unlike soap, detergent doesn't need hot water to work.

pinderhooks @ Monday, January 15th 2024, 6:34 PM

Oooh well :V But no matter, I have a feeling that 2024 is gonna be her year!

Tha_Pig @ Friday, January 19th 2024, 4:06 PM

Why use dishes when you can eat directly from the can?

Waccoon @ Tuesday, January 23rd 2024, 5:15 AM

Aluminum poisoning. Stuff's bad for you. That's why I quit wearing my tin foil hat.

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 3:26 AM

Why use dishes when you can just eat over the sink with the water running? Why do dishes when you could just not do the dishes? Wac: can I tell you about my tin foil condom? Pinders: NNNOOO!!!!!! We're all fucked! Seriously just wait and see!

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 3:29 AM

I thought there'd be more aht-works here during my absence too! Or a celebration or something! I'm feeling better most of the time.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, March 6th 2024, 8:52 PM

Well hello Brentos! I see you're either still alive or else your account got hacked by the Commies to impersonate you and gather valuable oekaki-style information from this site (AKA low-res furry smut). As for why there hasn't been much art lately, I guess everybody was just waiting for you to come back!

Brentos @ Sunday, May 19th 2024, 2:53 AM

Thanks for that Pinders I needed that! This may sound like a cop-out but I can't make a comic page when I'm like this to save my life. If I don't have the energy I just can't do it! I am starting to lose weight though so that should make me feel better but it's fuckin hard man. I've become even MORE left wing lately too so if any commies come around I'd probably tell them everything I know.

[8073] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: 2023 | Time: 16m 16s

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WinterWeirdo @ Monday, January 2nd 2023, 7:51 AM

All I want is to make some money, everything else will follow.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, January 11th 2023, 7:32 PM

Hell yeah bro let's do this! And then how about we all meet back here in 2024 and compare Porsches :3

Waccoon @ Friday, January 13th 2023, 3:35 AM

I'll see your Porsche and raise you a Lotus.

Tha_Pig @ Friday, January 13th 2023, 10:22 AM

I make a lot of money... just not for myself. :cry:

Brentos @ Sunday, January 15th 2023, 12:57 AM

This pic actually made my day because I'm making significantly less money than before. If my P.V.S ever goes away and I don't suddenly kick the you know what I'll be off looking for a better job let me tell you. I haven't been here for quite a while because I'm so profoundly fatigued all the time. It's affected my cartooning big time for the past couple years and it's worse in the winter so my apologies for the few lame pages in this time. It's actually less severe this year but I've just said 'fuck it I'm drawing less for the time being. Just give me sleep'. Did I mention whining is also one of the symptoms because it is. :boohoo:

The good news is I've quit smoking and I never bought any crypto currencies and did some other good investment moves at the beginning of the current natowar when people smarter than me said I was fucking CRAZY. So you wanna know what my outlook for this shitty year is? I'll tell you right here and now. I'll never believe anything they say ever again and fuck everyone except my honest and open-minded friends and all my buds and buddettes here at this whacky little backwater website.

[8017] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: She didn't even mask the skirting boards | Time: 32m 47s

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WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, January 16th 2022, 3:04 PM

If some weird girl wanted to repaint my living room she could, cause I painted it once and I did not have fun.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, January 22nd 2022, 11:34 AM

that does sound a bit tacky but I mean hey, a free paint job is a free paint job!

Brentos @ Saturday, February 5th 2022, 4:32 AM

Work is for shmucks. I hope you told her to go wild.

Tha_Pig @ Friday, February 25th 2022, 1:26 AM

I painted my own room with skulls when I was a kid.

[8014] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: So dogs just want to go to the beach | Time: 2h 9m

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WinterWeirdo @ Friday, January 7th 2022, 4:00 PM

I drew this on my cheap 11 year old trust tablet that I keep under the couch. One of the most under used things I bought last year had be my wacom which I just can't get into using it.

Brentos @ Saturday, January 8th 2022, 3:20 AM

lol Tango looks so awesomely haggard here it's official: she's one of my favourite comic characters now. But for some reason I was still thinking she's a cougar. That's just me though, I definenately see her as wolf-like now...

balki @ Sunday, January 9th 2022, 2:06 PM

nice

[8012] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Misfits want contraband for Christmas | Time: 26m 25s

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WinterWeirdo @ Friday, December 24th 2021, 4:26 PM

I didn't use my wacom to draw this because it's up in my office and it's to late in the evening to turn on the heater so I pulled my old trust tablet from under the couch and found one of my birds had done a stealth poop on it.

My birds give me fertilizer for Christmas.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, December 25th 2021, 7:00 PM

Meanwhile, I've made it past the police without dying of something illegal for Christmas. I hope we all manage to make it another year without being arrested, killed, or exposing ourselves, and meet back here again in just 365 short days to try to do it all over again! Merry Christmas

Brentos @ Sunday, December 26th 2021, 1:07 AM

You should move to Canada where you can own a gun and still have health-care. From your comments it sounds like you live in a real hip and funky place with lots of CRAZY goin'-ons! Pinder's comment would make the best Queen's Christmas Message ever!

[7997] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Then don't watch it for f sake | Time: 16m 9s

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WinterWeirdo @ Friday, August 6th 2021, 3:13 PM

I've only known snakes eyes existed for a week.

Brentos @ Saturday, August 7th 2021, 2:32 AM

I can't solve the mystery of this pic so I'll leave it to Sakana. Nice to see you again Weirdo!

Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, August 8th 2021, 1:59 AM

Elementary, my dear Wazzup, he's comparing the Baroness, in the current G.I. Joe movie "Snake Eyes", with Janine from "The Real Ghostbusters" animated series, who both wore cat's-eye specs.
Did I win a free drawing or, do I also have to tell you how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Roll Pop? ;-)

pinderhooks @ Thursday, August 12th 2021, 9:52 PM

And they made Snake-Eyes himself an Asian man instead of a blond American guy with a face full of scars! These are indeed dark days for us comics nerds :boohoo:

As for the Baroness/Janine thing: idk man, they both have massive specs appeal. Baroness is an evil bitch who dresses in that tight black uniform and speaks whatever accent that's supposed to be but it does sound hot af. Janine just has that stereotypical New York accent and doesn't dress as nicely. However she is a redhead so that automatically makes her even with Baroness in terms of hotness :gamer:

That's my two cents, thanks for asking!

Brentos @ Saturday, August 14th 2021, 4:28 AM

I get it now, it's two characters I'm just not familiar with right? Nothing wrong with that, I'm not ashamed! And Yes I too get annoyed when they re-invent a character, to me it's just lazy writing.

And of course YES Sakana you win a free pic for being 4 days before Pinders in explaining this to me! But mostly because I just want to see what you want for a drawing THIS time! Just remember I can't use colour or change the pixel size so whatever I draw will be lame by default. And it might take me like four months to do.

Sakana_Katana @ Saturday, August 21st 2021, 11:54 PM

Hmmm.... no colour or pixel size changes. Are you having problems with your compy or the software?

OK, how about rendering my furrsona in a number of model-sheet poses, using only 8-bit B&W, like a bad 80s console game?

I bet it takes you less than 4 months.

Thanks for playing. Ready Player 2...

Brentos @ Saturday, August 28th 2021, 2:26 AM

I'll see what I can do but it's compatibility problems with my Mac. I might be able to use the texture feature to get that effect but probably not, it might have to be just sketchy lines as in more chicken scratch. I just need to finish the latest page for Lust before I begin, I'm so close to finishing it but I spend most of my drawing time to trippin' out to music... :gamer:

[7983] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Spring 2021 | Time: 23m 18s

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WinterWeirdo @ Wednesday, March 17th 2021, 4:01 PM

I bought a wacom and use it to make drawing that look like they where drawn with dyed out bic biros.

Brentos @ Saturday, March 20th 2021, 3:23 AM

I love it the way you coloured here. What kind of wacom did you buy, some new model or something? Do you like it?

WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, March 21st 2021, 3:46 AM

I bought a intuos 4100 but I kinda have a bit of buyer's remorse cause I don't really do enough digital drawing to justify it and the way I like to draw I'am not really getting the benfit of the better pressure sensitivity although the better DPI is great.

Getting clip studio with it was what swayed me even though I'm probably not use it very much.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, March 22nd 2021, 4:47 AM

I have been thinking of buying a tablet too. Just to post here again.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 3rd 2021, 1:32 AM

Yours is the same model as mine, is that why you coloured it this way? I'd be able to do it like that too but I can't change the pixel size to anything but '1'. Can you change your pixel size? Also what kind of computer do you use? I'm using a Mac. :gamer:

WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, April 20th 2021, 10:59 AM

I got my own pc build with windows 10 pro, no pixel size through in firefox but I do in edge.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 24th 2021, 2:46 AM

That seems to be my problem, having a Mac. I was quite happy with the results on my PC a few years ago until it imploded on itself and became un-useable. I'm amazed windows hasn't scrapped Edge completely by now, I thought they were going to get rid of it. Hopefully they don't.
I haven't really looked into it but shouldn't Mac have their own drawing tablet by now? Macs were supposed to be the choice of graphic artists and all that jazz but they're like miles behind it seems now...

[7981] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: His Alt Guardian angel | Time: 1h 19m

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WinterWeirdo @ Monday, February 15th 2021, 8:08 AM

After ten years with my cheap £14 trust tablet I finally bit the bullet and bought a Wacom which is light years of difference for me. But I do notice a problems with it and chicken paint in firefox I've got no size on the pen or the pencil but I do in edge but in edge forced pen pressure with the pencil tool.

pinderhooks @ Friday, February 19th 2021, 10:20 PM

I had similar problems running chicken paint under Firefox. It just goes to show: You should never trust a fox around your chickens! But I believe Brentos discovered that it runs better under Internet Explorer, if you want to try that next time you draw dubious angels

Brentos @ Saturday, February 20th 2021, 3:14 AM

Yeah, same thing with me. I'm using Safari on a Mac, can't change the pen size, it's always on size '1' and kind of looks pixelated. Your lines look nice and smooth here and at least you can get *some* different line weights which is better than what I'm getting. (maybe I should try applying more pen pressure...)

When I had a PC I was doing some pretty good stuff (in my opinion) when using Internet Explorer. I think I was at the time forced to open Explorer to get any functions at all but when I did it was a lot easier than what I get now with most if not all oekaki features. Right now I can't even colour anything.

Wacom keeps telling me that future versions of Safari won't be compatible with my Wacom tablet at all but so far I can at least do what I'm doing. Maybe Mac has or will come up with their own tablet but til then I'm okay with what I got.

Brentos @ Saturday, February 20th 2021, 3:19 AM

When I'm shading the background with pen lines I can get 'thinner' lines by lowering the opacity. Helpful hintos! :gamer:

Tha_Pig @ Monday, February 22nd 2021, 5:34 AM

He was expecting concentric wheels covered in eyeballs.

Sakana_Katana @ Saturday, February 27th 2021, 12:43 AM

It' ALL about wheels-within-wheels: just ask Ezekiel, or the makers of SpiroGraph.

[7977] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Don't shoot me santa | Time: 37m 25s

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, December 24th 2020, 3:57 PM

Still my favourite Christmas song.

https://youtu.be/cglLJJ0Czo8

Waccoon @ Friday, December 25th 2020, 12:36 AM

Here's a present from jolly Get Nicked!

Brentos @ Friday, December 25th 2020, 1:36 AM

LOL awesome! I loved it right from the first panel. And he looks like Professor Peabody too...

Bonus Comment: Wac's a time traveller!

Oh wait, I am too. It's Dec 24th for me...

(Edited on December 25, 2020, 1:37 am)

Brentos @ Friday, December 25th 2020, 2:09 AM

Wow I just clued into something, that ain't no random character... it's YOU! You've morphed a bit from your original avatar...

Brentos @ Friday, December 25th 2020, 2:18 AM

You can't blame me for thinking it was Professor Peabody...

https://youtu.be/kpgJzlY9y8A

Brentos @ Friday, December 25th 2020, 2:31 AM

I just watched your video, it's what you get when The Amazing Atheist goes to Slab City California dressed as Santa clause.

[7965] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: no mom stop | Time: 50m 27s

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WinterWeirdo @ Wednesday, July 8th 2020, 1:15 PM

Who is my secret meme mom.

Brentos @ Saturday, July 11th 2020, 2:54 AM

I love it and I don't even know why. I think it's the horns and tail...

pinderhooks @ Sunday, July 26th 2020, 4:19 PM

your meme mom is obviously a debil! Or else she's just cosplaying one!

[7962] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: ALL WEEK | Time: 32m 21s

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, June 4th 2020, 2:01 PM

https://youtu.be/28--5aEV1Z0

I can't describe this to a normie.

Brentos @ Saturday, June 6th 2020, 2:59 AM

LOL awesome comic, Weirdo! I tried to figure it out before I clicked but finally gave up. I've never even heard of these guys but what a hilarious video, I love how the square caveman is trying to get some sleep but they just keep on dancing. Fuck this made my day.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 4th 2020, 10:59 PM

lucky for you we're all abnormies here :cool: