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[5443] Artist: No one in particular | Title: She Fell In The Drink | Time: 40m

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No one in particular @ Monday, June 23rd 2008, 3:32 AM

Guess this is what happens when you order the calamari after too many drinks...

o.O

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Sable @ Monday, June 23rd 2008, 5:12 AM

Those boobies could so be flotation devices

Makes me think Ursula from the little mermaid haha

Vary slick~ looking ;P

willy fox @ Monday, June 23rd 2008, 8:12 AM

thats going to leave one hell of a hangover >:)

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 24th 2008, 9:55 PM

Non-Euclidean porn!

FAPtagn!

No one in particular @ Tuesday, June 24th 2008, 11:57 PM

You know what's good for a hangover, right?

A bit of the tentacle that slipped ya, wink wink!

drme @ Monday, June 30th 2008, 1:42 AM

Big tits, Big tits, Faptagn IA!

Starfire @ Wednesday, July 2nd 2008, 8:27 PM

Boob squish, tentacle sex, what more could you want?
The subtle coloring makes this look depthless.

NearTruths @ Thursday, August 7th 2008, 12:10 AM

Thiiiiiis is hot.

[5433] Artist: No one in particular | Title: 90 Minutes of Action with Plenty of Sequels! | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 5:23 AM

"Without my whip, I just feel so... naked."

Fun fact! I actually have boxers with little snowmen on them. [How fun you find this fact is largely dependent on how interested you are in my boxers.]

Also, warning! Aside from the boxers, this picture is rife with inaccuracies! For one thing, I don't have a hat like that.

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Tigr3ss @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 9:00 AM

But without the hat you'd feel even more naked.
Neat detail in your pantsleg there.

Waccoon @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 9:10 AM

Before the cream sits out too long...

Corax @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 12:12 PM

Tuck to the left, eh?

Dejection @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 9:08 PM

For some reason I imagined your penis being detached and floaty like your head and it made me laugh

Eisenfaust @ Saturday, June 14th 2008, 9:08 PM

You have your whip, your just not looking hard enough.

Jeffy_Bunny @ Sunday, June 15th 2008, 3:25 AM

Dejection: It probably is. It's just been captured by those boxers of his.

I've got some Frosty the Snowman boxers that I'm rather proud of myself =) Rock the snowmen Noip!

No one in particular @ Sunday, June 15th 2008, 3:54 AM

I refuse to answer any specifics regarding my dick.

Other than that is has not yet been called "Gamera, Destroyer of Worlds"...

... yet...

Schlaghund @ Sunday, June 15th 2008, 4:25 PM

however its been known to destroy 1 or 2 wombs.

milknhoney @ Sunday, June 15th 2008, 4:58 PM

Dejection: Floating extremities ROFL!

Cute idea...maybe he left whip in his trousers?

Surey neko @ Friday, June 20th 2008, 4:10 AM

Hawt!!!!

Oh and uh... yeah you left it at my place last night... sorry bout that... wanted a momento.. *grins*

No one in particular @ Friday, June 20th 2008, 5:36 PM

Oh, Surey, you know you can play with my whip any time you like. All you have to do is ask! >:)

Surey neko @ Saturday, June 21st 2008, 3:00 AM

hehehehe... Well I'll keep that in mind for the future *winks*

[5426] Artist: No one in particular | Title: What's taking so long? | Time: 3h 51m

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No one in particular @ Saturday, June 7th 2008, 9:24 PM

Take off your pants!
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
Now!

... I've already done it, what's your hold up?!

sweetpeasoup @ Saturday, June 7th 2008, 11:00 PM

this reminds me of the child molestation PSA's I was watching earlier today. With a kid named, uh Tony?

No one in particular @ Saturday, June 7th 2008, 11:32 PM

"If they want to touch your Tony Baloney, it's okay to yell for help!"

?

sweetpeasoup @ Sunday, June 8th 2008, 2:54 AM

Nah, it was a Canadian PSA series called "A time to tell". It was pretty humorous actually. I'd recommend it.

Surey neko @ Tuesday, June 10th 2008, 4:27 AM

Darnit Noip!! We need to see some boxorz!

[5351] Artist: No one in particular | Title: You make the call! | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 12:53 PM

Art? Or smut?

... okay, so is it -good- smut or bad smut?

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Sydney @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 2:16 PM

Excellent smut!

ShadowWalkerInc @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 4:43 PM

I saw more art since he an't doing anything smutty.

Dejection @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 5:01 PM

I like the colors. I used to do this with crayon, put colors underneath and then go over the entire thing in black crayon and use something to scrap a picture into the crayon. I havent thought about doing that since i was a kid

Sydney @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 6:12 PM

There doesnt need to be any action for it to be good smut. This guys got a nice bod to him.

The_Ravishing_One @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 9:44 PM

why can't art be erotic....?

is this a sexy rendering of yourself? :crazy:

Surey neko @ Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 10:44 PM

it's as if you drew it with those magic color change pens from the infomercials...

Btw: I think it looks modern and artsy.

Sable @ Thursday, May 1st 2008, 1:53 AM

Haha made me think of the crayon thing to.

Pardon me sir your dingy is showing.

Xod @ Thursday, May 1st 2008, 3:10 AM

Both and very well done! >:D

No one in particular @ Saturday, May 3rd 2008, 8:27 AM

It just looks like a good bad since there aren't enough details to give anything away... >.>

And I guess the lesson is that inaction + lots of black = easier to call is art. *nods sagely*

...

>.>
<.<
psst. it's me.

Sydney @ Sunday, May 4th 2008, 8:27 PM

Well if I'm not confusing those lines for something else, you have got pubic JUNGLE in there.

[5329] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Dry Dock Sucks | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 4:16 PM

Working seven days a week? Sucks.
Lugging heavy things? Sucks.
The two together? Sucks.
Having to do that instead of exploring Italy, which is RIGHT OUTSIDE? Sucks.

Hopefully the yard workers will go on strike soon, and I can get a day off.

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Surey neko @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 4:47 PM

well.. you can always look on the bright side you're getting totally buff!!! *Grins*

The_Ravishing_One @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 5:08 PM

i support the buff noip theory. :sneaky:

Tigr3ss @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 7:23 PM

Money? Does not suck ;D

Did I say how much I like that ball-head guy design. It is very neat.

Calli @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 8:14 PM

he's military, he's not making money. but i'm betting he is getting buff and everyone loves a man in uniform. ^_~

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 8:14 PM

I feel your pain! I wonder what he hell people put on those boxes.

No one in particular @ Wednesday, April 23rd 2008, 12:48 PM

Thanks! I'm pretty pleased with my floating head as well.

No, no, I'm making money. I'm working for a cruise line as a Lounge Tech, the black clothes are just a sort of dress code. If there were passengers around, I'd probably be wearing a polo with a little logo on the breast.

As for the boxes, it was various theater stuffs. These particular boxes, I think, were stuffed with costumes they were offloading. Were also sealed up real crappily. Like, diagonally, not secured at the ends, only the tiniest bit going down the sides... bah.

On the upside, I'm getting dropped off in Venice on the 26th, and the dockworkers there are more prone to striking. Yay!

Also? *flexes*

The_Ravishing_One @ Wednesday, April 23rd 2008, 10:31 PM

^^^^^ pics or it didn't happen ^^^^^ :rolleyes:

Dejection @ Thursday, April 24th 2008, 4:13 AM

We shoulda hung out while I was in Italy what the crap man >=(

Sounds like a pretty sweet gig though.

And I like your character too, especially the drawing you did with a bunch of different sharpie faces on him. Bahaha.

No one in particular @ Thursday, April 24th 2008, 6:50 AM

Eh, hanging out would have been unlikely. Like I said, the whole "Working seven days a week? Sucks." thing.

I should totally get out the sharpie again...

[5328] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Jigsaw Dude | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 4:13 PM

Man, you know what I should get into?

Animation.

Yeah...

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Surey neko @ Tuesday, April 22nd 2008, 4:46 PM

whoa!!! that's cool!!! I'm kinda sad his lifted arm doesn't change... but it's all good this is still totally awesome!!!

BassMan @ Wednesday, April 23rd 2008, 3:48 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen: It's the world's 1st 3-Mile Island furry! :lol:

No one in particular @ Wednesday, April 23rd 2008, 12:51 PM

I think when I first did this, I had an idea for a game where the hero here could swap his limbs for others that did specialized stuff.

The furry clawed ones would be default, the hooves would shatter shields and let you climb ledges, the scaly feet would let you run and jump fast, the crab claw would just be really powerful, that sort of thing.

[5258] Artist: No one in particular | Title: I don't know what 'it' is | Time: 25m 26s

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No one in particular @ Thursday, March 20th 2008, 6:58 PM

I have no idea what I'm doing!

...

ShadowWalkerInc @ Friday, March 21st 2008, 1:11 AM

whats "it"?

No one in particular @ Friday, March 21st 2008, 1:19 AM

I don't know, I really don't.

Possibly raiding a mega-corp to help your decker get past it's ICE? I really can't say.

ShadowWalkerInc @ Friday, March 21st 2008, 2:17 AM

Buh?

No one in particular @ Friday, March 21st 2008, 2:49 AM

Sorry, tried to make a Shadowrun reference.

~~~
Also, the quote itself is a Soul Coughing reference.

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ShadowWalkerInc @ Saturday, March 22nd 2008, 6:40 AM

I'm new to SR. Ah well.

[5182] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Victory! | Time: 8m 20s

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No one in particular @ Saturday, January 5th 2008, 9:47 PM

WOO! Over the last 30 days, I've drawn 30 things I'm not ashamed of! Go me!

... I just wanted to share that, is all.

... cough.

Happy new year?

Blenderman @ Saturday, January 5th 2008, 11:33 PM

HOODY-HOO!
:mad:

Tha_Pig @ Sunday, January 6th 2008, 12:52 AM

Is it your birthday?

Rapps @ Sunday, January 6th 2008, 1:05 AM

congrats >:B

No one in particular @ Sunday, January 6th 2008, 2:59 AM

Nah, my birthday's in 10 days. This is just unrelated festivities.

BassMan @ Monday, January 7th 2008, 1:37 PM

Happy Birthday in advance and nice impersonation of Cyborg from Teen Titans

[5137] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Lord of a Dark Domain | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Saturday, December 15th 2007, 4:34 PM

Ah, Hades. You're not a bad guy, I know that. I don't care what anyone says.

I could wax long and eloquent on the guy, but I already did that elsewhere. No need to bore you folks with it. No, nothing for you but the visage of the lord of everything under the earth.

Enjoy!

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Meghatron @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 1:00 AM

He's not bad, he's just bitter. And his mother in-law is a little nutty with the whole separation anxiety thing.

BassMan @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 2:12 AM

Look like de rasta mon need some ganja!

Fig @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 10:59 AM

WTF @ Bassman, once again.

BassMan @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 2:57 PM

English: he looks like the lovechild of Leonard Nemoi and a Rhasampharian

Samu3l K @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 4:03 PM

Oooh, Bassman.

No one in particular @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 4:35 PM

You know, I have to admit... I'm impressed with the way you tackled Nimoy and Rastafarian. You don't see innovation like that these days, what with the schools beating it out of the kids and all. Sir, I salute you.

Sydney @ Sunday, December 16th 2007, 11:07 PM

Wow. BassMan is surprisingly accurate. 7 merits!

[5129] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Damn it all, I WISH it would snow. And stick. | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 1:14 AM

Ah, is there anything like walking through the woods, alone, in the middle of the night, when it's all snowy and freezing?

Seriously, is there anything like it? Because it doesn't seem like I'll get to experience that anytime soon.

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The_Ravishing_One @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 6:20 AM

why not? where do you live?

precipitation all has a similar effect on me at least. try doing it while it's raining =P messy, but at least it's "like"

Syrynx @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 9:22 AM

NOIP, come to Utah, i wish it would STOP snowing. XP

No one in particular @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 11:39 AM

Just a touch north of Seattle, where it's cold, and wet, but not quite enough of both at any given time for a lot of snow.

Syrynx @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 11:47 AM

Holy Crap Noip, before I left for Germany and now Utah, I grew up in Olympia. Small freaking world!

Sydney @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 1:48 PM

I'd know from experience. DON'T! Its cold as shit and scarey to boot.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 2:13 PM

Amazing picture. Looks like a wood carving. Love the texture on those trees.

I walked through the woods once with snow. And I have seen snow for real only 2 times in my life.

Calli @ Tuesday, December 11th 2007, 7:49 AM

i've not experianced anything like it. and the only thing i liked better was walking alone through a forest after a snow/ice storm just as dawn was breaking. it was like walking through a forest of glass.

BassMan @ Tuesday, December 11th 2007, 11:23 PM

So far here in Iowa we've had more ice storms than snow storms :crazy:

seris @ Saturday, December 15th 2007, 1:49 AM

I feel like this would be way more of an effective piece without the dude in there.

just those creepy nightmarish trees.

[5126] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Manly Women? | Time: 4m 57s

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No one in particular @ Wednesday, December 5th 2007, 5:17 AM

You know what's better than chicks with dicks and pussy bois?

Girls with moustaches.

Seriously.

wytelyon @ Wednesday, December 5th 2007, 9:17 AM

Definitely French.

Tha_Pig @ Thursday, December 6th 2007, 2:08 AM

I knew a girl with a nice Hitler moustache.

But it was not on her face. :sneaky:

The_Ravishing_One @ Thursday, December 6th 2007, 3:51 PM

it was just above her lips huh... :crazy:

BassMan @ Monday, December 10th 2007, 3:41 PM

I remember WOW (Women of Wrestling) used to have a "female" wrestler with a Hitler mustache

Fig @ Tuesday, December 11th 2007, 7:32 AM

I luv you mustache lady.

[5096] Artist: No one in particular | Title: More Notables | Time: unknown

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No one in particular @ Friday, November 9th 2007, 3:49 AM

Just a few more notables that sprung to mind.

The one on the left is a bit harder to make out since he shows up so rarely. You know, unlike his pal in the middle there.

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Al @ Friday, November 9th 2007, 5:05 AM

Hehe! NICE!

Dm @ Friday, November 9th 2007, 5:38 PM

Wow! Thanks man! I'm suprised people still remember me =D

No one in particular @ Friday, November 9th 2007, 7:31 PM

Well, maybe if you guys posted more, you'd have been in the first round of silhouettes...

Dejection @ Saturday, November 24th 2007, 5:21 PM

These are neat =3