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[5931] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Riddle! | Time: 14m 36s
Pic #3086

ShiPainter
No one in particular @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 1:41 AM
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 Q: What has a floating head, disappears for months at a time, hasn't drawn here in a dog's age, and two thumbs?

(hint: it's me!)
Waccoon @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 3:42 AM
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 Is your bow tie some kind of magnetic tether? ;)
No one in particular @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 4:22 AM
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 I dunno... but that might explain how it stays on since I don't have a neck...
mascot @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 4:30 AM
I think it's one of those deals where you use your brain waves to make the ball float. :duh:
Miellaby @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 2:33 PM
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 Hi! You get more muscular every day
No one in particular @ Thursday, February 11th 2010, 10:02 PM
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 So, in summary, to all your questions...

Yes.

:D
Brentos @ Saturday, February 13th 2010, 11:16 PM
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 A: (other than NOIP, that is...) My Provincial Government!
No one in particular @ Sunday, February 14th 2010, 1:30 AM
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 I, for one, would vote for a provincial government with a floating head.

[5819] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Hickory Dickery | Time: unknown
Pic #2974

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No one in particular @ Sunday, May 17th 2009, 4:52 AM
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 All I'll say is that I'm a lousy cheat, and not above tracing my own photos. ;D

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Xod @ Sunday, May 17th 2009, 10:13 AM
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 I missed DTP! Hey! I thought the penis glans would be floaty like the head. >:D
Nice realistic picture!
Sydney @ Monday, May 18th 2009, 1:30 PM
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 <.<
>.>
*masturbates*
The_Ravishing_One @ Monday, May 18th 2009, 1:57 PM
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 ditto :gamer:
No one in particular @ Tuesday, May 19th 2009, 4:08 AM
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 Come on guys, it's just me. Can I help it if I photograph so well?
The_Ravishing_One @ Tuesday, May 19th 2009, 4:50 PM
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 maybe not, but can we help it if we like what we see so well? :P
Samu3l K @ Friday, May 22nd 2009, 4:50 PM
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 I think you need some work on drawing hands. You don't draw them big enough.

:mad: SAVAGE BURN :mad:
No one in particular @ Monday, May 25th 2009, 4:55 AM
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 Sir, I am not here to indulge your huge-hand fetish. I am here to indulge your uniformly-gray fetish. You just have to accept that. My hands are normal sized, and nothing will change that.
Sable @ Monday, May 25th 2009, 1:50 PM
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 Oh my :blush:

The comments here made me giggle :P

[5728] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Self Portait | Time: 20m
Pic #2883
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No one in particular @ Sunday, January 11th 2009, 4:32 AM
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 I feel this really captures my essence, you know? The me that IS me, you know?

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Bobby Bushtail @ Sunday, January 11th 2009, 5:59 AM
May I feel up your eyes?
No one in particular @ Monday, January 12th 2009, 3:43 AM
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 *jiggle jiggle*
Cloven @ Monday, January 12th 2009, 7:44 AM
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 lol, everything's better with tits. :P
Sakana_Katana @ Monday, January 12th 2009, 8:10 AM
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 At least you're not looking at us cock-eyed.
Tha_Pig @ Monday, January 12th 2009, 9:20 PM
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 You have very expressive eyes!
Dejection @ Tuesday, January 13th 2009, 6:44 PM
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 Your breasts

They are lopsided :(
flarn @ Thursday, January 15th 2009, 12:17 AM
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 this calls for some botox!
Sable @ Thursday, January 15th 2009, 10:12 AM
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 Its so amusing yet so disturbing haha
Sabine @ Thursday, January 15th 2009, 12:58 PM
Sakana, nice one :p

NOIP, this begs to be rendered.
Surey neko @ Saturday, January 17th 2009, 3:43 PM
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 are your boobs sick??

[5681] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Damn, I'm Foxy | Time: 25m 49s
Pic #2836

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No one in particular @ Wednesday, November 26th 2008, 5:37 AM
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 You know you want me.

Or maybe you want Lucky Strike cigarettes. They are, after all, so round, so firm, &ct.
mascot @ Wednesday, November 26th 2008, 10:28 AM
I'll take two of both.
Blenderman @ Wednesday, November 26th 2008, 9:37 PM
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 I think he has two spare heads under that shirt.
:mad:
No one in particular @ Wednesday, November 26th 2008, 9:51 PM
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 What, you mean like... this? http://noip.deviantart.com/art/In-Your-Face-25369274
The_Ravishing_One @ Friday, November 28th 2008, 3:59 AM
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 /snicker ... more than one.... HEAD. :gamer:

[5674] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Is Delish. | Time: 11m 42s
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No one in particular @ Tuesday, November 18th 2008, 5:08 PM
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 Meow.
Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, November 18th 2008, 7:09 PM
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 LOL
Sabine @ Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 12:43 PM
but did it make quite a dish??
No one in particular @ Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 4:08 PM
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 Too small for a dish. More like quite a saucer.
Calli @ Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 8:28 PM
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 love the expression
BassMan @ Thursday, November 20th 2008, 3:38 PM
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 For me, that would be an appetizer
pornthulhu @ Saturday, November 22nd 2008, 10:57 AM
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 Cool linework :)

[5659] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Repercussions | Time: 13m 38s
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No one in particular @ Friday, November 7th 2008, 3:30 AM
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 An unfortunate discovery is made in the aftermath of Halloween shenanigans...
Polecat Skunk @ Friday, November 7th 2008, 10:53 AM
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 Just whatever you do,

don't

look

up.

(Edited on November 7, 2008, 10:53 am)
Sable @ Sunday, November 9th 2008, 6:38 AM
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 haha that looks like the cleanest public restroom ever, where's the overflowing trash cans and bad words carved in to every surface ??

Never trust the huge TP dispensers, their tinted to mess with you.

[5643] Artist: No one in particular | Title: A Fine Night | Time: 29m 56s
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No one in particular @ Friday, October 24th 2008, 7:14 PM
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 "Do you mind? A little privacy here."
The_Ravishing_One @ Saturday, October 25th 2008, 4:17 AM
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 oh don't be like that. maybe i can help? >:D

[5613] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Especially with big ears | Time: 29m 35s
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No one in particular @ Saturday, September 27th 2008, 5:17 PM
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 "Don't listen to them, kid. Trenches -suck-."
xoostation @ Saturday, September 27th 2008, 5:21 PM
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 Hahaaa! Rotfl. Thats great!
Love the rabbit.. and it's monsterous earsXD
Eisenfaust @ Saturday, September 27th 2008, 11:02 PM
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 Buster?
Sable @ Sunday, September 28th 2008, 12:25 AM
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 haha i saw buster to XD

[5605] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Tragedy Strikes! A Lone Gunman..! | Time: 1h 4m
Pic #2760

ShiPainter
No one in particular @ Tuesday, September 23rd 2008, 4:39 PM
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 I think she's talking about pizza.

What? Yes, of course that's a she. Yes, I'm sure. No, you shut up!
Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 23rd 2008, 8:16 PM
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 It's not delivery...
Schlaghund @ Tuesday, September 23rd 2008, 11:29 PM
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 did somone order saussage ?
Sydney @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 10:09 AM
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 Meat Lover's :lol:
metadragons @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 1:21 PM
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 mrrr pizza :d
xoostation @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 9:59 PM
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 Yum Yum :3
She really should eat it though... it might go to waste :/
Naill @ Thursday, September 25th 2008, 1:29 AM
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 Im surprised no one has cracked an "xl" joke yet.

Love the way the balls sag.

[5600] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Oh God He's Looking For Me | Time: 45m 46s
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No one in particular @ Sunday, September 21st 2008, 1:45 AM
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 You can't hide from the sun. You can't hide from the sun! D:
The_Ravishing_One @ Sunday, September 21st 2008, 4:21 AM
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 it's like gothic horror teletubbies
No one in particular @ Sunday, September 21st 2008, 4:42 AM
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 Please hide me. ;_;
xoostation @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 10:03 PM
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 Oh fuck it saw me! RUN!!!
Urburos @ Tuesday, September 30th 2008, 3:59 PM
I love this sun. This is a sun you don't fuck with.
No one in particular @ Tuesday, September 30th 2008, 4:27 PM
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 You know the phrase "where the sun don't shine"? This is a sun that says "Fuck that" and shines there ANYWAY.

[5594] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Some Sort of Walrus? I Dunno | Time: 25m 48s
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No one in particular @ Wednesday, September 17th 2008, 6:52 PM
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 Monsters don't all need love, but they do all need porn.

Some more than others. :gamer:
The_Ravishing_One @ Thursday, September 18th 2008, 5:40 AM
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 the internet is for... >:D

god bless the internet. cause god knows that sick fuck needs something to beat his shit off to just as much as the rest of us.
Schlaghund @ Thursday, September 18th 2008, 10:12 AM
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 hairy palms
No one in particular @ Thursday, September 18th 2008, 5:29 PM
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 Little known fact: hairy palms is just the first stage. Keep it up, and you'll eventually turn into a sasquatch!
xoostation @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 10:07 PM
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 Oh my ass... that is the cutest thing I ever saw! He may be masturbating, but he's adorible!
Holy crap. You're a genius.
No one in particular @ Wednesday, September 24th 2008, 10:46 PM
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 Well, I do what I can... *demure demure*
Waccoon @ Thursday, September 25th 2008, 5:42 AM
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 We stare, because we care.

[5587] Artist: No one in particular | Title: Painful to Look At | Time: 28m 59s
Pic #2742

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No one in particular @ Monday, September 15th 2008, 7:49 AM
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 Hi, I'm No one in particular. I'm new.
Satbast @ Monday, September 15th 2008, 12:28 PM
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 Welcome to the board! So many new faces..
Eisenfaust @ Monday, September 15th 2008, 5:36 PM
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 I drew a clown today too!
No one in particular @ Monday, September 15th 2008, 6:16 PM
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 Everyone should draw a clown once a day! Then we'd all get over how much they freak us out, or discover the clown-fetish that lies deep within! :)
SixGun @ Tuesday, September 16th 2008, 7:48 PM
Looks more like an drunk bum to me. Mhh but with enough alcohol everyone acts like an clown so what.

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