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Isayas @ Wednesday, February 9th 2011, 3:03 PM

I can't believe I finished this rubbish.
It still needs some tweaking.

Edit:
Fuck, for some reason I always lost my layers when saving.
Anyway, now it's a bit better, but not as good as it could have been.

Brentos @ Wednesday, February 9th 2011, 10:03 PM

This is awesome, God HATES your layers! This is the dawning of the age of hilarious!

Tha_Pig @ Thursday, February 10th 2011, 4:08 AM

I guess this one of those obscure passages that didn't make it to King James' edition of the Bible.

Isayas @ Friday, February 11th 2011, 4:43 PM

I hope you get that this is a song parody.

If not, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYB3RuOB9_E
Perhaps you can't access the video in your country, though.

Anyway, the original title is "Rock my soul in the bossom of Abraham."

I started this right after my last song parody.
The only reason you see it now is because Wacoon set the safety safe duration to 400 days.
My pictures often take months until they're finished :lol:

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(Edited on February 11, 2011, 4:43 pm)

Brentos @ Friday, February 11th 2011, 11:58 PM

Rockin' cock needs to be animated so bad.

Brentos @ Saturday, February 12th 2011, 12:01 AM

I thought God told Abraham to stab his son, not the other way around... :rolleyes:

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Isayas @ Friday, October 15th 2010, 11:07 AM

... for better or worse.

I realized the highlights make her look rather skinny than furry.
Hope it doesn't creep you out. :lol:

(Original by SillyLady)

SillyLady @ Friday, October 15th 2010, 2:45 PM

Lovely edit! Nice background too!

SillyLady @ Saturday, October 16th 2010, 1:52 AM

You should tweak the new one too, I like how you made the boobs looked squished in and you gave her a belly button

Isayas @ Saturday, October 16th 2010, 2:01 PM

Here's what I changed from your original image.

1. I raised the left eye, because it was sitting too low.
At least there was a contradiction between the positiong of the eyes and the snout.

2. The boobs were sitting too high on her chest, so I lowered them.

3. I also lowered the hips a little bit, because the torso seemed kinda short to me.

4. The back of the head was too long and so I shortened it.

In your new image the additional details distract a lot from these things, and you don't see them as easily anymore.

So except for these things, I wouldn't know what to do with your new image, since it looks pretty good otherwise.

(Edited on October 16, 2010, 2:05 pm)

SillyLady @ Saturday, October 16th 2010, 7:37 PM

Thanks for the details/critique, I'll have to see if I can tweak the new one with your suggestions one of these days, as I really liked them in yours!

EDIT: I just noticed there is a retouch option on the one you did, If I use that, will it still keep your version too? (sorry for the newbness...)

(Edited on October 18, 2010, 1:41 am)

Isayas @ Monday, October 18th 2010, 9:04 AM

Yes, my version should be kept.
I used this retouch option to modify your image, too.

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Isayas @ Wednesday, October 13th 2010, 1:23 PM

Everybody sing along:

Tits and pussy, ass and legs, ass and legs.
Tits and pussy, ass and legs, ass and le-hegs.

A-hand lips and tongue and hands and feet.

Tits and pussy, ass and legs, ass and legs.

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Yep, this is a parody of this annoying song "Head and shoulders, knees and toes"

Remember, when you sing it, you have to touch and show each body part that is mentioned!

SillyLady @ Wednesday, October 13th 2010, 3:23 PM

Brentos @ Saturday, October 16th 2010, 12:58 AM

I wish you made this public so I could add word balloons. No wait I wish I had a million dollars!

Isayas @ Saturday, October 16th 2010, 12:32 PM

It's public now.
Have fun Brentos!

Brentos @ Monday, October 18th 2010, 10:05 PM

This is going to be a challenge. I'm going to need whiskey for this one.

Dejection @ Tuesday, January 18th 2011, 4:53 AM

Her butthole might be infected

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Isayas @ Monday, September 13th 2010, 1:58 PM

Yummy-Yummy-Yum-Yum-Yum.

Following this week's suggestion.

Brentos @ Tuesday, September 14th 2010, 11:11 PM

I didn't even know you were an actual drawerer. We draw anything anywhere anytime...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raHNSIWOG4k

Tha_Pig @ Friday, September 17th 2010, 9:01 PM

I love ice cream with chocolate chips. The kind that doesn't sting.

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Isayas @ Sunday, September 12th 2010, 7:57 PM

You know it.

You draw them anyway.

(Had to finish this in Gimp, because the applet fucked up.)

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Tha_Pig @ Sunday, September 12th 2010, 8:31 PM

He cries because he is too small to play with them.

Brentos @ Sunday, September 12th 2010, 11:49 PM

This is fucking hilarious! I thought it was Chick Tracts that made him cry. Also: I wish Baby Jesus had some kind of super-pet like Superboy had when he lived in Hicktown or whatever it was called no wait I wish I had a million dollars!

Isayas @ Monday, September 13th 2010, 12:27 PM

Why should he cry about Chick Tracts?
All Chick Tracts I've seen so far would have made baby J. happy.
Despite being called Chick Tracts, there ain't no chicks inside of them.

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 14th 2010, 6:12 PM

Babies can't read.

Brentos @ Tuesday, September 14th 2010, 11:18 PM

I actually don't know why I wrote that.

Tha_Pig @ Friday, September 17th 2010, 9:01 PM

Because we all miss Ghastly. :cry:

ns @ Tuesday, September 21st 2010, 9:17 PM

Both Ghastly and Clay ....

Brentos @ Sunday, September 26th 2010, 12:42 AM

That rings a bell. Was he the guy who did Ghastly's Ghastly Comic? I don't remember Clay but would probably remember his art if he did art.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, October 4th 2010, 9:09 AM

Yeah, Ghastly made fun of Chick Tracts in several episodes of his comic. One of the parody tracks was called "Anal sex makes baby Jesus cry".

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Isayas @ Saturday, January 30th 2010, 10:25 PM

Hello DTP, I'm new here.

I thought as a start I'd tell another twisted version of Brentos' comic.
I tried to make it as disturbingly funny as the first version, but I guess I failed.
:barf:

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I just realize that this is the 10th Oekaki I've drawn in my entire life.
This makes it an anniversary picture of some sort.

(Edited on January 31, 2010, 4:21 am)

(Original by Brentos)

Brentos @ Sunday, January 31st 2010, 12:15 AM

This dead guy leads a very interesting death. HILARIOUS! Welcum to our proud team of professionals.

(Edited on January 31, 2010, 12:20 am)

Tha_Pig @ Sunday, January 31st 2010, 1:18 AM

Another wonderful episode!

Waccoon @ Sunday, January 31st 2010, 8:20 AM

Ketchup > zombies. But, combined? And with porn, too?!

*head explodes*

B4rT @ Sunday, January 31st 2010, 3:52 PM

That's so cool, Isayas >:)

Isayas @ Monday, February 1st 2010, 9:12 AM

I am most proud on panel number five;
on the expression and gesture of the doc, as he is presenting the ketchup, to be precise.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, February 1st 2010, 10:47 PM

We should have a medical oriented furry sitcom on the style of House.

Then there week we could have a medical mystery that baffles the medical staff, several treatments fail and even make the symptoms worse… until the eccentric but genial protagonist comes up with the brilliant diagnostic and saves the patient in the last minute

B4rT @ Tuesday, February 2nd 2010, 5:58 AM

>> Isayas said:
>> I am most proud on panel number five;
Yes, the way it shines like it has an aureola or something. It's definitely good. I like 3, 4 and 5 the most myself.

>> Tha_Pig said:
>> We should have a medical oriented furry sitcom on the style of House.
What a wonderful idea!
>> the eccentric but genial protagonist
Genial or genital? >:)

Isayas @ Tuesday, February 2nd 2010, 5:08 PM

I watched Dr. House only once, together with my sister.
After five minutes, my sister's diagnosis was that the patient had leprosy.
Dr. House needed DAYS until he arrived at the same conclusion, while giving a lot of wrong treatments to the patient during that time.
So I didn't bother watching it again, because my sister is even better than him. :lol:

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, February 3rd 2010, 2:45 AM

They somehow have to make the episode last one hour! With your sister it would be over in a minute.

B4rT @ Wednesday, February 3rd 2010, 4:38 AM

And this is the case of most TV series (and many movies too). That's why I think episode writers are geniuses. Their objective is to entertain (not teach you sound medical practice) and most do that well!

Besides, nothing and no one can replace that personally insecure, sarcastic, manipulative and misanthropic Greg. That and the characters' funny stories/misadventures are the only things I like in the show. I generally don't care much about the medical part itself. Remove this "added value" and it'll be another horribly boring medical drama à la ER, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, etc. >:)

Brentos @ Saturday, February 6th 2010, 1:51 AM

I agree with what you say about TV and movie writers, most of the stories are really good. What bugs me about today's entertainment is that most of the characters seem to have the exact same personalities. Everybody's so stone cold serious all the time the bastards.

I'd write a comic if somebody wanted to draw it. I'd call it 'Apartment'! But we could argue about that later.