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[6694] Artist: Brentos | Title: Credence | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Sunday, February 12th 2012, 1:06 AM

It looks better like this!

Irrelevant @ Sunday, February 12th 2012, 10:18 AM

she was hot when she was on fire though~

still hot

Calli @ Monday, February 13th 2012, 1:38 PM

I like both versions!

pinderhooks @ Tuesday, February 14th 2012, 2:46 PM

Is she stomping on grapes or cockroaches? Or toes? >:D

Brentos @ Wednesday, February 15th 2012, 9:33 PM

Originally she was dancing in flames but the proportions were SO out of wac this time I cropped it and took out the flames. Now I think her arms are too big!!!!! But now we can pretend she's stomping on all the poisoned squirrels and we can all masturbate to this en masse okay are you all ready? Here we go 1 2 3...

START MASTURBATING!!!!!

Irrelevant @ Friday, February 24th 2012, 1:57 AM

WILL DO, CAPTAIN!

Irrelevant @ Saturday, February 25th 2012, 5:18 PM

will do again!

[6575] Artist: Brentos | Title: Conspiracy Chronos XP VI | Time: 2h 25m

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Brentos @ Saturday, February 11th 2012, 3:55 AM

Thought I'd finish dis. Apparently I did all the initial layout for it in one layer so here it iz in one layer!

Irrelevant @ Saturday, February 11th 2012, 9:20 AM

i think i may have to have my feet amputated some day

I walk everyday, I eat 'fairly' healthy, but i still have diabetes and can't feel my left toes well

Brentos @ Saturday, February 11th 2012, 4:18 PM

It never even occurred to me that someone with diabetes that bad would see this. Of course it's meant to be a jab at the corporations who control the food supply. I hope things get better for you Irrelevant...

Xod @ Monday, February 13th 2012, 2:01 AM

If I ever had diabetes, I would install bionic feet. >:D

[6609] Artist: Brentos | Title: Broken Up | Time: 1h 52m

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Brentos @ Saturday, January 21st 2012, 6:58 AM

No more poetry.

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2012, 9:46 PM

She's really putting on some weight. She needs to consume less people's souls and get out of Xod's dungeon a bit more.

ShadowWalkerInc @ Thursday, January 26th 2012, 12:24 AM

But his Dungeon has smexy girls, no? So then she should be there more so.

Brentos @ Saturday, January 28th 2012, 4:14 AM

The problem is she keeps escaping. And convincing Freedom and Enterprise to come with her. But they're still very loyal to Xod, they just like causing shit.

Irrelevant @ Saturday, January 28th 2012, 3:17 PM

It's Winter! and she can have a big butt!

"The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushing~ or so I have Heard...'

f@#%k... Turn her up 11!!!! and count me IN! (if you know what I mean.)

(i don't even know what I mean -.-)

Xod @ Monday, January 30th 2012, 8:10 PM

Chubby is ok with me!!! :gamer:

[6596] Artist: Brentos | Title: Waits | Time: 1h 6m

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Brentos @ Sunday, January 15th 2012, 10:10 PM

I did some changes in photoshop. Mousey Girl reloaded... She doesn't even have a name! Gertrude? Hilda? Zha Zha?

Irrelevant @ Monday, January 16th 2012, 8:07 AM

Chrissy.

since she's chained to a cross. not sure why they took away all her clothing except her boots, i guess they 'want' her to escape~

'sands hot.. it'd be mean to take her boots' 'yeah, let's just chain her to a cross in the dessert'

Irrelevant @ Monday, January 16th 2012, 9:24 AM

woof.. i meant.. desert...

she 'is' dessert -.-;

Brentos @ Monday, January 16th 2012, 8:45 PM

LOL Chrissy it is! That's so blasphemous HOLY CRAP! Blasphemous almost spells MOUSE! Full name Chrissy Blasfey Mouse. Fuck you and me should be on TV!

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 17th 2012, 5:40 PM

Chrissy Blasfey Mouse

that's hilarious!

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, January 18th 2012, 12:31 AM

I wish I had something to add, but I think you two covered everything. Covered! That was almost a pun. :rolleyes:

Xod @ Friday, January 20th 2012, 1:32 PM

Ah the little mouse girl! I want to play with her!!! So cute! :crazy:

[6557] Artist: Brentos | Title: War In A Babylon | Time: 6h 38m

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Brentos @ Saturday, December 31st 2011, 6:12 AM

Marcus Garvey prophesied I say, one must live ten miles away, in this time. I man sat atop the mountain top. Watching Babylon burning red hot...

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, January 3rd 2012, 1:27 PM

F@#$%#%%ING AWESOME!!!!!

MMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMM!

mascot @ Wednesday, January 4th 2012, 7:40 AM

I agree

Xod @ Thursday, January 5th 2012, 1:19 AM

I so want to pet the Rasta girl!!! *does the hand thing* :gamer:

pinderhooks @ Saturday, January 7th 2012, 12:01 AM

I'm liking the water in this pic, and the camel toe is a nice touch too!

Brentos @ Saturday, January 7th 2012, 3:59 AM

I like how it took me almost seven hours... :blush:

B4rT @ Saturday, January 7th 2012, 3:38 PM

Love the "fireworks". Epic!!! :sneaky:

Xod @ Sunday, January 8th 2012, 10:24 AM

More like nuclear holocaust... >:D

[6538] Artist: Brentos | Title: Ha Ha Ha Merry Christmas | Time: 4h 50m

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Brentos @ Monday, December 19th 2011, 2:15 AM

Listen to this song when you jerk off to this. (or finger fuck yourself...) It's only two minutes long so you gotta really work fast...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahRJYHNeIEY

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, December 20th 2011, 12:02 PM

kinda resembles a good new years eve party~

reminds me of something my accounting professor said to me.
"when girls throw a party they always invite too many guys, so there's usually one female and a bunch of guys getting drunk."

Brentos @ Wednesday, December 21st 2011, 12:00 AM

I never even thought of that, The poison could be changed for Wild Turkey!

Xod @ Saturday, December 24th 2011, 8:44 AM

I would like to drink the poison out of the naughty devil girl! I need to put the song on repeat though. >:D

Oooh, very sexy drawing!!!

(Edited on December 24, 2011, 8:45 am)

pinderhooks @ Saturday, December 24th 2011, 10:27 PM

Thank heavens she didn't poison any racoons with that stuff!

B4rT @ Saturday, January 7th 2012, 3:34 PM

Aw poor lil ones

[6537] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 090 | Time: 3h 34m

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Brentos @ Saturday, December 17th 2011, 3:56 AM

Friday. She found out. The pride needs to cool little rain didn't do it.

pinderhooks @ Sunday, December 18th 2011, 10:48 PM

I like the hillbilly character but MANOMAN he talks too much!

Brentos @ Monday, December 19th 2011, 2:18 AM

I know! He should have his tongue cut out.

Irrelevant @ Tuesday, December 20th 2011, 12:10 PM

i read it outloud, in the voice of some guy who hangs out a pub and carries a hotbed of knowledge in his liquid memories.

coincidentally, someone linked this cartoon http://www.treehugger.com/clean-technology/arguments-against-nuclear-oil-coal-and-wind-pic.html to me this morning, and they reminded me of each other

Brentos @ Wednesday, December 21st 2011, 12:08 AM

You reading it out loud just made my day big time! This calls for an Oh Yeah!

Satbast @ Thursday, January 19th 2012, 11:57 PM

So many words...

[6528] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 089 | Time: 3h 6m

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Brentos @ Sunday, December 11th 2011, 4:26 AM

She's just a girl. Just the girl you want!

Xod @ Saturday, December 24th 2011, 9:29 AM

Nice story and comic style artwork! Just a thing though, during the era of Classical Antiquity, there actually were intricate mechanisms of clockworks, for example the Antikythera mechanism is dated between 150 and 100 BC in Greece.

Anyway, I agree with the story and find it very good! Middle East was not always backwards, it is just that they happen to be governed by many religious fanatics right now. Educate the people and then kill the parasites!!! >:D

Brentos @ Monday, December 26th 2011, 1:10 AM

You're right, the Antikythera Mechanism was made in Greece. I just like screwing with society's norms so I kind of added my own theories into Tex's rant. Admittedly, I have no evidence to link the Antikytheras (It's likely that the Greeks made lots of them and they spread all over civilized Europe...) to a Middle Eastern origin. At least no solid evidence, just my own speculations. The Antikythera used the Egyptian calendar on one of it's dials and from what I've read gears and mechanical theory originated in the Middle East. As a reader of Skeptic Magazine I really do feel like I'm crossing a line there with these speculations because that isn't what a skeptic is meant to do, I'm supposed to provide 'extraordinary evidence' for 'extraordinary claims' and I can't do that in this case.
Plus, one of the editors, Michael Shermer, has compiled a list of things that indicate that a conspiracy theory is wrong. One of the things on the list is the act of 'connecting the dots' of different bits of information to come up with your own chain of events to 'prove' your theory is correct. The problem with doing that is that there's so much information out there that it's easy for someone to cherry pick a bunch of unrelated things and come up with a pattern that people will think is true.
Also my 'information' that mechanical theory originated in the Middle East could easily be wrong. It was a few years ago when I read the particular book that makes me think that and trying to remember back I could have gotten the time-line wrong. So yeah I felt like I was taking a chance with the last few pages of Lust. I'll have to go and do some research before I continue the comic.

In the future expect more long-winded rants from:

Tex Spendible (History...)

Ken N Fotter (Particle Physics...)

Waccoon (Quantum Mechanics...)

Jazz Pirate (Time travel...)

No One In Particular (Perception...)

Chronos XP, or agents thereof, (Religion...)

Pinton (Combat survival...)

Yourself! (History of the Island, Sachi and Shmorky...)

And me, Brentos! (Symbology...)

Brentos @ Saturday, January 21st 2012, 4:36 AM

***IMPORTANT EDIT***

I finally got around to changing the text here. I think it's much better and hopefully more accurate now. As an atheist I'm severely biased by things such as the underground movie Zeitgeist, as you will see in future pages to the comic...

Zeitgeist: I thought that half of it was pretty dumb but got off on the anti-religion part. That part gave me an emotional chubby! But as it turns out Skeptic Magazine did an article about it and much of the 'anti-religion' part of the movie was incorrect and poorly researched. So a disclaimer:

Much of this comic could be absolutely fucking fucked. If you see something that is incorrect let me know in a comment or even a private message. Criticism and input is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Hmzyxf7bQ

[6527] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 088 | Time: 2h 26m