DTP Oekaki

[7490] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 155 | Time: 3h 15m

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 3:19 AM

Okay, here I put something through an English to Latin translator. It's a pretty shitty translator apparently because when I translated it back to English it made no fucking sense whatsoever. Bonus points and I guess free art to whoever figures out what song it is. Free art! Free Brentos art! This is your big chance! Also Tex is supposed to be wearing his Mason's apron here. My art ain't worth a lick I tell ya.

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 4:55 AM

Oi! (I should make that one panel my icon but, that would be telling.) And, sake (many types) does too have flavour!
I don't see how "The Hardest Button To Button" by The White Stripes has anything to do with this, but I claim the free art!

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 12:46 AM

Sake is a fine drink, I've had some really nice sake in Taiwan. I was being a dick when I wrote that. Anything in particular you want drawn, Sakana?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4dx42YzQCE

Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, June 27th 2013, 5:53 PM

@ Brentos: Draw me in my Samurai Chef glory, w/ knife & fork, making sashimi/sushi out of an uncooperative giant squid. https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sakanakatana/ Tentacles yes but, no hentai please. I know you can do it: Pinton or Coon could.

Coon @ Sunday, June 30th 2013, 10:03 PM

The final panel of this one is one of my favorite exchanges, along with when the old man said "And B4rt, well, he's a dawg!"

[7488] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 154 | Time: 3h 9m

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 5:26 AM

Fuck he DOES talk a lot.

Irrelevant @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 10:27 PM

i've been away, but now i'm intrigued.

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 11:21 PM

You've missed a lot! Action! Mystery! Comedy! Comedy! Romance! Comedy! Violence! Sound effects! Humour!

Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, June 19th 2013, 11:51 PM

What an ugly situation: in panels 7 & 11 I need a shave; by 12, a rain slicker.

Tha_Pig @ Monday, June 24th 2013, 9:33 PM

I'm a Third Grade Scottish Rite Freemason and I approve this message.

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 1:01 AM

Pig, I can no longer tell if you're being serious or not! It wouldn't surprise me if you *were* a Mason though, there are more and more lodges that allow atheists to join these days.

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 2:58 AM

It's simple, Brentos. Masons don't directly ask you about your religion, only if you believe in a "supreme being".
So I didn't lie... I just didn't mention my supreme being was myself.

Brentos @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 5:13 AM

Holy FUCK! That just blows my mind! Seriously?

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, June 25th 2013, 7:11 PM

Mostly true. I haven't been in a lodge for years now. But technically once initiated you are in for life (unless you are expelled for a dishonorable crime) I have changed my personal philosophy over time to the point right now it's incompatible with the tenets of Freemasonry, but I still have respect for my "brothers".

[7487] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 153 | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 1:45 AM

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[7482] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 152 | Time: 2h 26m

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 4:20 AM

I was thinking about the very first thing I ever drew on the old Smut Oekaki when I did this. It was a snake smoking a cigarette while trying to be all suave and debonaire at this girl snake who HAD MASCARA ON HER EYELASHES. This was way before I had ever heard of Captain Beefheart from the likes of Fig, Alanna and Danielle. And here we are all these years later. I remember I was so embarrassed by my not so great art and then Tha Pig said something like "hey Brentos, glad you're here" and Xod made a comment about how the girl snake turned him on or something. If it wasn't for those awesome guys I wouldn't even be here so blame them.

Is that a weird story or what because it's a true story. It just blows my fucking mind man.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 11:07 PM

Talking snakes and fruits had not looked so sexy since Genesis.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, June 15th 2013, 11:44 PM

This wasn't in the King James Version!

Irrelevant @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 10:33 PM

i don't know who you are, personally, but i've had a 'crush' (a sentimental, empathetic (and somewhat pathetic)) sincere love for two now women named Fig and Danielle...

And I also love 'Hot Rats' sung by Captain Beefheart, however, when a friend of mine left a Captain Beefheart CD (Trout Mask something...) in my car, and Danielle played it, she was unimpressed.

What does this all mean?

I saw Steven Wright at the Scottish Right (sp?) theater. So yeah.. coincidences shall happen.

Keep up the artwork, and I'll keep writing music

Brentos @ Sunday, June 16th 2013, 11:33 PM

That is a weird story. But I can see how that girl didn't like the Captain, it's not exactly normal music. In fact it's kind of weird that there are any girls at all that like the Captain. Practically everyone I've introduced to the Captain has hated it the fucking normals.

[7481] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00016 | Time: 20m 1s

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 1:13 AM

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Tha_Pig @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 11:07 PM

Problem, officer?

[7480] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00015 | Time: 18m 36s

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Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2013, 1:16 AM

Isn't THIS the truth.

[7479] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00014 | Time: 28m 44s

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2013, 12:20 AM

I forgot how I drew the psychiatrist before. He looks way better like this anyhow I bet.

[7467] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 151 | Time: 3h 23m

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Brentos @ Thursday, May 30th 2013, 4:37 AM

I think this page is relatively funny! Plus there's this just in case you've never heard this song before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVUZuVZWHkk

[7463] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 150 | Time: 2h 36m