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[8076] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 381 | Time: 5h 51m

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Brentos @ Saturday, February 11th 2023, 5:03 AM

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[8075] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 380 | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Friday, January 27th 2023, 6:42 AM

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Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 2:52 AM

I'm just kind of sitting here drinking listening to tunes trying to think what happens next. I have the basic storyline thought out I just don't know how to get this thing going again...

Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 3:24 AM

It's been so long since we've seen this part of the story I'm afraid I'm gonna have to do some exposition here. There's just no two ways about it I say I must say. I'll try to keep it to a minimum...

Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 3:40 AM

Off Topic: I saw this one video that stated that The Girl From Impanema is the second most recorded song in history which got me to thinking what's THE MOST recorded song in history? I thought it would be The House Of The Rising Sun but just looked it up and NO, it's not that. So my question is, without looking it up what do YOU think it is? No prize or nothing I just thought it'd be fun to see what everybody in particular here thinks it is... What do YOU think it is?????

Tha_Pig @ Monday, February 6th 2023, 6:04 AM

I'm pretty sure the most recorded song of all time is this one https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0

Brentos @ Friday, February 10th 2023, 11:55 PM

ROL I said REEcorded not RICKorded!

[8069] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 379 | Time: 5h 25m

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Brentos @ Sunday, December 4th 2022, 7:05 AM

Holy crap I'm FINALLY ready to transition to another part of the story. But I need your help everyone! My Mac-Mini from YEARS ago had the basic photoshop built into it which was awesome and EASY to figure out. The I-Mac I have now doesn't have anything like that. All I really need to do is download all 378 pages of Lust so I can do that old 'previously on Lust' thing where I take some panels from the previous pages to build up for the next part of the story. It'll pretty much be just copy and pasting some panels and being able to adjust their sizes so they fit into the panels of the next page.
So if anyone's got any suggestions on what ap or whatever to download for doing something like that would be hugely appreciated. What I'm looking for is something SIMPLE to use and hopefully something cheap or free and safe to use while being compatible with a Mac. Any suggestions anyone? :duh:

(Edited on December 20, 2022, 4:41 am)

Xod @ Sunday, December 4th 2022, 10:30 AM

378 pages long? I need so much reading to do.
For drawing programs I just use the popular free ones, like GIMP, Krita, Inkscape, Blender.

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 20th 2022, 4:49 AM

Make that 379! In the process of saving every page I found out that I had two pages with the same page number. I had to edit about half of the pages as I saved them by the actual page numbers opposed to the drawing numbers shown when I opened them. Took forever and now my head is spinning after trying to keep everything from getting more mixed up. :crazy:

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 20th 2022, 4:52 AM

I downloaded GIMP so I'll see if I can figure it out now... :gamer:

Tha_Pig @ Monday, January 16th 2023, 5:12 AM

I use a free version of Photoshop they released some years ago. I'm not sure if there is a Mac version of it.
I tried Gimp, but I was disappointed with it. It can do simple graphic stuff, but it can't compare to Photoshop in function any more than a plastic tricycle compares with a motorcycle. Yeah, technically they are both vehicles...

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2023, 1:36 AM

I'm finding this GIMP practically impossible to use. I'm going through a tutorial right now and holy crap is there ever like five steps to go through just to do one thing. :gamer:

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2023, 5:03 AM

It looks like no free version for Macs. I just installed Krita and seems to be quite easy to use, I'll try some more another day.

[8068] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 378 | Time: 7h 11m

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Brentos @ Thursday, November 10th 2022, 6:00 AM

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pinderhooks @ Monday, November 21st 2022, 9:12 PM

She's right, I don't believe what happened to her! And check out that motion blur on panel 8, I don't know if he was more excited by the mention of the Hitchhiker's Guide or by the appearance of the disembodied rabbit head. Both are interesting subjects for discussion!

[8065] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 377 | Time: 5h 21m

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Brentos @ Saturday, September 24th 2022, 5:02 AM

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Brentos @ Saturday, September 24th 2022, 5:24 AM

And just in case you don't know who The Specials are...

https://twitter.com/ScarredForLife2/status/1540745918961446914?cxt=HHwWhMCjzYCQ6uEqAAAA

Oh wait, wrong link... Try this one!

https://twitter.com/ScarredForLife2/status/1419954481236688910?cxt=HHwWnICytfrE2LQnAAAA

FUCK!!! I meant this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYMFZEn8UBI

Okay hang on, this is it for sure this time. Duck Duck Go is your friend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

pinderhooks @ Thursday, October 6th 2022, 9:17 PM

So what you're saying is that the Specials have stretchy necks, but having a stretchy neck isn't special?

Brentos @ Saturday, October 22nd 2022, 2:30 AM

That's right! For the time being they're The Averages!

balki @ Sunday, October 30th 2022, 10:17 PM

[8064] Artist: Brentos | Title: Tha Coon | Time: 34m 19s

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Brentos @ Saturday, August 6th 2022, 4:00 AM

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Coon @ Saturday, August 6th 2022, 9:49 AM

You know, this is probably for the best! I have a feeling that was a boring event anyway and this will liven it up.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, August 6th 2022, 10:51 AM

Aw snap, Pintizzy's in the hizzy! This little shindig about to be lit up breh! Before it's over with, they're all gonna be butt-ass naked and painting shirts on each other! Now that's a party! :gamer:

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, August 10th 2022, 5:34 AM

It is now!

[8057] Artist: Brentos | Title: Tha Wac | Time: 24m 20s

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 6:56 AM

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Coon @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 7:01 AM

Hey I don't remember Wac having a ... WAAAAIT a minute...

Coon @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 7:01 AM

I was gonna say snout!

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 11:24 AM

That's taking cosplay seriously!

Miellaby @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 4:49 PM

Ping-pong ball cut in half might do the trick.

Waccoon @ Sunday, July 24th 2022, 1:34 AM

Of all the things the cosplay body painter could be, he wants to be a red shirt. 8)

A couple of trimmed plastic spoons would work, too.

pinderhooks @ Sunday, July 31st 2022, 7:59 PM

I admire his ingenuity but he's gonna have a hard time getting there if he can't see :V

[8027] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 376 | Time: 8h 46m

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 16th 2022, 5:58 AM

I would like to point out that my best friend, who is dead, would have laughed his head off at this page.

(Edited on December 20, 2022, 4:40 am)

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 16th 2022, 10:58 PM

Yep all we really can do with friends and family that have died is to share memories of them, and similarly hope that somebody will remember us when we become dead. It's interesting how a person can, in a way, become memory. And in the case of famous historical figures that are only read about but never truly known, can exist in peoples' imagination, even though different people will imagine the historical figure differently. I do believe this strip has legitimately brought up a subject that's worth a bit of deep thinking!

Coon @ Sunday, July 17th 2022, 3:04 AM

"We won't run out" does make for quite the opportunity for a tribute! It's enough to make one start searching for things to drink to.

Brentos @ Saturday, July 23rd 2022, 6:07 AM

That's right! I can't say for sure He'd like this, even though I'm pretty certain he would. For instance when Monty Python did a live reunion tour and at every venue they had Graham Chapman's ashes and they'd 'accidentally' spill some of them on to the stage. He thought that was awesome. But still, you can never know for sure if Graham Chapman would approve. So maybe the whole time we aren't really what we think of ourselves, but we're what OTHERS think of us. There's a Douglas Coupland novel, Miss Wyoming, where the main character's a has-been eighties celebrity and when she appears to die in a plane crash she gets to see what people REALLY think of her...

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22305.Miss_Wyoming

I'll drink to that!

[8049] Artist: Brentos | Title: Sniffos | Time: 1h 42m

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 9th 2022, 4:39 AM

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Waccoon @ Saturday, July 9th 2022, 7:10 AM

Well, that jus' taint right.

pinderhooks @ Sunday, July 10th 2022, 9:37 AM

And I'm going to carry on not bathing until he invades Canada!

Coon @ Thursday, July 14th 2022, 3:39 AM

Now I'm wondering what happened LAST time! It's always great to see your comics!

(Edited on July 15, 2022, 1:14 am)

Miellaby @ Friday, July 15th 2022, 1:50 PM

The cuteness factor of the strip fell down to below zero in a single post. Congrats Brentos :lol:

As an artist I now navigate in unknown realms

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 16th 2022, 3:34 AM

Troubling times...

[8036] Artist: Brentos | Title: Vancouver Island 1 | Time: 2h 11m

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Brentos @ Saturday, May 28th 2022, 7:34 AM

You're not allowed to be here. But if you make it you have your choice between red huckle berries and blue huckle berries.

pinderhooks @ Sunday, May 29th 2022, 6:26 PM

All I'm saying is that the blues should stay on their half of the island and the reds should stay on their half, consarnit!

Brentos @ Saturday, June 11th 2022, 3:41 AM

And like pretty much anything I colour this will probably remain unfinished. It was meant to look better I tell you!

Tha_Pig @ Friday, June 17th 2022, 12:58 PM

You eat the blue berry, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the red berry, you stay in the forest and probably fall down a rabbit hole.

Brentos @ Saturday, June 18th 2022, 12:35 AM

I didn't even think about that! Well there goes the red berry for Deez...

Coon @ Saturday, July 2nd 2022, 12:43 AM

This is great, and gets the scale of the forest across wonderfully! Remember, red and blue make purple!

[8034] Artist: Brentos | Title: Stonewall | Time: 2h 21m

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Brentos @ Saturday, May 21st 2022, 5:24 AM

Stonewall's a character I haven't drawn in a LONG time. Stonewall's a 'long-life-cycle product if I must say so. He's built to last.

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pinderhooks @ Sunday, May 29th 2022, 6:10 PM

Brings to mind the Speed Buggy cartoon

Brentos @ Sunday, June 5th 2022, 10:25 PM

OMG Speed Buggy was totally my favourite way back then. I loved that show so much I was drawing him all the time. A few years ago I looked up some clips from the show and actually thought it was kind of corny the way he would talk but when you're a kid it was just hilarious.

Tha_Pig @ Friday, June 17th 2022, 12:52 PM

Freaking Epic!

Coon @ Saturday, July 2nd 2022, 12:46 AM

Who put the antifreeze in my carburetor? Security never stood a chance! This is really great!

[8033] Artist: Brentos | Title: Fucking Sinfest Baby | Time: 1h 9m

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Brentos @ Saturday, May 14th 2022, 8:05 AM

I was pretty much wasted when I drew this so I came back to delete the cringeness but it doesn't look that bad so I just deleted my drunk-rant. Oh my Xod why do I do that?

I like Sinfest even though I don't always agree with it, the same way I like Bill Maher's opinions most of the time... And sometimes it's hilarious I say!

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Waccoon @ Sunday, May 15th 2022, 5:42 AM

Man... that moment you realize an old web comic is still around.