What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything!"


This was an interesting experiment in drawing horizontally. I'm not sure if I like the effect or not. In any case, I hope there is not too much penis in this one. I noticed many of the other banners have cleverly hidden or mostly obscured the genitalia, so I'm kind of breaking rank here.

If it is a worthy banner, I think you could get by with just turning the white area to the left of the sun transparent.

Oh, forgive me for not introducing myself... my name is shishi and I draw smut.

this is very, very beautiful The colours and the composition and such. I am happy that you make up for all the spoo you tell me I lack drawing :'D

So the zen student pays for the hot dog with a $20 dollar bill. The vendor puts the money in the till and closes the drawer. The student asks the vendor "where's my change", to which the vendor replies "change must come from within".

Whoa! Someone just gave me a link to your website two days ago, and here you are! It's harmony, all right. This rocks. I'm uploading a new batch of logos tonight, and maybe I can improve the random number generator, too. It's not as random as it should be, as I keep getting the same logos 2-3 times in a row! >:(

yes, the red sexy chemist bikini and Nani's show most...

wac http://us4.php.net/manual/en/function.srand.php

Shishi is here.

And drawin' wicked rockin' pictures! Yes!

@Huns: The seed based on microtime() is what I'm already using. I practically live at PHP.net. Oh, and I rotated this. Hope you don't mind.

try $fp = fopen("/dev/urandom", "r"); $seed = fread($fp, 16); and then I think you have to use a base64 decode to turn it into an int or something

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That joke was awesome!

This rocks! Welcome aboard!

Waccoon: BTW, I think you need to change it from "Shishi.gif" "ShiShi.gif" in the script, if you didn't notice already

One step closer to nirvana

Nice coloration :3 i really like it!

Roleplay scene. Poor girl.

Ah, so THAT'S what he was eating.

I would take that invite. ..Verra nice lighting effects. ^o.o^

I have little experience drawing dynamic shading like that... Any hints? That girl is too short - in the RP she was an adult... she's still too curvy to be a little girl so... she must be an Elf. Elf steaks are delicious, so I hear... (Edited on September 26, 2004, 3:00 am)

Even the text is magic. I'd be in there in a heartbeat, I must say.

If the girl is that raped schoolgirl... then he is in great trouble! <:/ |XOD|

She didn't get to see his HooHah, either.

Ooh, gloomy. Well the only suggestion I can make is to add ambient lighting. Though I 'm sure you don't need it if its the high contrast look you're going for.

Have I mentioned that Ras is officially the sexiest ratman EVER. I'd go in.

My thoughts are that your shading itself is excellent. Perspective-wise I would have made the shadow lines from the feet more parallel, since the light source appears to be fairly far away. That goes for the lines on both sides of the bottom of the door too. If the light source was say a lamp directly behind Erasmus' beckoning hand then the flared-out shadows would have been bang-on.

Marasmus. I think Erasmus is from King's Quest. Thanks

It's Quest for Glory, isn't it?

I knew it was some video game with 'Quest' in its name :x

Spoof I thought of (that maybe someone else has already)

Weebl and Bob copyright to the author.

I love you.

i love this...it's beautiful...it's...words are not enough strong for describe this...xD

Wooo <3 Asscones!

Those Jeans are tight.

Haha XD

HA!! love it! XD

This is clever and good!

I didn't see that movie, but if I do, I'll have a different impression, now.

actually Wac, I think he means by this:

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

and if you already knew of it, sorry

PS: 10 bucks if you can remember who I am...10 canadian dollars! BWAHAHAHAHA

awe damn *blushes* I think I commented in the worng painting..I dont know why, but it wont allow me to see the pictures...so I guess you could say im blindly trying to find the weebl and bob one...

Gah.. i hate when you work forever on a pic trying to make it look good when you know it's impossible because you're too tired... *sigh* Well, this is a symbolic gift for Wyte and his girlfriend Rennoda!

cute!

*squeezes* Thank you so much. This is so cute. I can't stop looking at it. You're the bestest ever!
--- Rennoda

Oh WOW. Much happiness! that is the best look *ever!* LOL Hearts! --Wyte, giving much hugs!

Right...it's CUTE porn!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Makes me wanna draw me an' mah boyfrien'.

Wytelyon looks very cute, hehe, just imagine him with the little braids on his hair... >;) Great drawing Helena! |XOD|

Has this been archived yet? Why not?

SFX: "HONK"

Wow..Rennoda could be like..my long tailed twin. Scarey. ^o.o^ Cute drawing tho!

This is really nice

i LOVE thier feets!

Awwww.

Pretty much anything dome by you, H, is sure to be perfect (or close enough). Gee, that really is cute porn.

Cute pr0n! My favorite! I am massively jealous of your painterly effects. @Sabine: Yes, please.

I vote for Satbast! And Wytelyon.. that name is so familiar. Helena, are you bringing famous people here? e_e;;;

Centaur... elf. Yep. (Edited on August 11, 2005, 7:55 am)

Make him a cyborg, attached to some sort of wheel-body device! I know you love Cyborgs. <:3! Hahhaah, great linework and coloring though. :3

This is awesome.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigr3ss ROXKSXS!!

Make him a cetuar =0 Or whatever those half-horse, half-men thing are.

You can call them centaurs but you can also call them furries. Basically, everything can be a furry. >;) |XOD|

he was a centaur somewhere in the sketchings, maybe he'll be again! Mmmm, centaurs.

it look georgeous, the colors and the lineart, all the details, pretty good!

fín! Timer probably off by a dinner and a shower.

I didn't expect such wonderful continuation of style into the horse body of the centaur, before it was drawn I somehow imagined the horse body being much larger and not meshing well, but this seems so fluid and just matches up right. Excellent work!

Yay you made him a centaur!! <3 <3 <3

When a child, a girl told me she knew a girl who did that. Does it mean all the other girls has never had a try?

I did that, hahaha!

loooooool i don't know any girls who do that xD

mirrors are fun! ^_~

When I was 13, my mom bought me this crap book about periods. There was an entire chapter about 'down there' complete with charts and instructions on how to use the mirror. I showed my mom and she gave up and got me the gurl.com one.

Oh:| do you mean you both found this approach shocking?

Not at all. We can't see it from where we are, and it's perfectly natural to be curious about your own body. I didn't read about how to do it in a book, but I did it nonetheless.

I don't believe any girls didn't do that. How else would one know about their own bodies personally? (Edited on September 21, 2004, 6:05 pm)

Pretty cute I think...that expression is neat, like "wow cool, that's interesting" or something.

I like the expression on her face, (so cute!) and the shine from the mirror. Cool. And yeah, been there done that.

Yup, i've done it too. I'd just hit puberty and i looked to see what happened down there and was like "Arghh!!" I've never been good with changes...

Haha! Cute..

teehee:> I wish I created such a book. I'd make it very spicy.

I've done it, too.

Heh, my wife had never done that until we were already married. Helped her learn a lot about herself and not "fear" her own body.

Do you also play games with it, like pretending making it talk? |XOD|

I was like: omg! I'm so TINY! What a reaction X3

I've just totaly cleaned this pic, pixel by pixel. I'm mad.

Madness and greatness often go hand in hand. Not to toot my own horn, but i'm fricken nuts!

it became even cooler! I wish you would leave animations

You find him inexplicably sexy. Admit it.

Perfect!!

Where's the Boobs?
You forgot the boobs.

According to the Super Mario 2 instruction manual birdo is a "he" but would rather be called a "she."

Nanimoose, when you draw anything it's always sexy (inexplicably or otherwise)

Ah, but is he Birdo, or Ostro? http://www.superfuinha.hpg.ig.com.br/beatup/smb2birdo.jpg http://irev.net/eric-wright/mario2.jpg The debate rages on! (Or, more accurately, nobody cares.)

I admit it!

huhu after all "he's" cute xD, but...you can keep him for yourself :3

Oh god this is hot.

Hehehehe! He looks great. She looks great too! >;) |XOD|

It's Birdo. That's hisher name in Mario Kart. And this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. If I may make a request, can you draw Tabby from Animal Crosing, too?

Hmm, I dunno.. It's been forever since I played any Animal Crossing. I miss Paté.

Ahh yes, the infamous "Birdo is a Tranny" legend. I wonder how many conservative parents did not know about this, and would they have tried to ban Mario if they found out?

Muah ha ha, and that mouth too, eh? A little too suited for fellatio, yes?

Yes, if the cock being sucked is 5 inches in diameter!!

Maybe he's into multiple, simultaneous fellatio.

Well, it did spit eggs out its mouth, maybe the female reproductive organs were in the belly *chuckles*

He looks so soft and cuddly...

Birdo porn is always a wonderful thing to see, being that the game was twisted enough already

Diggin those lines *cough* Er, yeah, lines...

Nani, can I have your man-babies?!? This is awesome! Could you please please please PLEASE do Yoshi next? Yoshi's tongue = teh awesome... Birdo would definately be good at fellatio... My guess is that when he takes it... it like... gets smaller... yeah... I'm gonna shut up now.

"How intruiging. Actual evidence of DTPs, or Deep Thinking Perverts!"
"Mee meme meep. Moooo!"
"Beaker, please restrain from looking at the nudity!"

I love you for this.

*cracks up laughing*

OMG....THE RED HAIRED ONE HAVE THE COOLEST FACIAL EXPRESSION EVER, YES, EVER!

Man. You just reminded me what kat just said. Man, Beaker rocks. XD Excellent.

Wow, this is just opened up an old dusty box from my brain. MEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

Those guys always scared me.

Freaking awsome.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAA!! for some reason this is like the funniet thing ive seen in along time. It tickles my brain.

Bunson always freaked me out because he had no eyeballs.

Gaha! Absolutely perfect.

... *laughs and cries and steals them both*

yeeee! Beaker! *head explodes with joy*

BRRRILLLLIIIANT

this wins with AWSOME. :3

Best ever.

Its time to play the music, its time to light the lights.. ^~.~^ I <3 this.

Bunsen and Beaker have always ruled, but now it's official:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3625256.stm

Dude this fucking rocks!! You gotta draw the chef guy now! =)

you are my new hero

I love Beaker

YAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Beakers my favorite Muppet

ayep. its a girl covered with mud. mud is surprisingly fun to draw. specially on nekkid women. i should draw nekkid women more often, squishy boobies are fun.

Go for it. I'm not gonna to stop ya.

Purty colors.. Looks almost like parts of it were done in oil pastel.

This is very great artwork! The woman of course looks gorgeous... Xod will say that this is not just mud but also manure or poo. Very sexy drawing, the board should have more drawings like this in my humble opinion! <:D |XOD|

great skin colors!

I think it's just mud.

Wow.. This is amazing.. Really. Wow.

Spiff, matching green pubes XD

Yes, great skin colors.. superb pallet selection. This's great! :O

Jesus, this is AWESOME.

I want a poster!

omg...SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ^^ now i want to play in the mud xD

Wowie Zowie! That's very well drawn.

Unexpectedly, that's pretty good. You should draw a few more like that.

Needs a pig...