Delphis couldn't get a Wac in the Box, so he had to settle for bottled Wac. And you can't Wac that. :9

It's interesting how I'm 100% volume. If that were proof, I'd be only half-a-Wac.

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Now this is weird (ahhhh). There's a clinical term for those inflicted with no sense of weridness. To those people I say, “Talk softly and carry a big newspaper, 'cause this bug bites!”

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I never got a chance to see the original TV show, “The Raccoons”, so I'm not sure what the real Bert would say if he had to deal with me, but I suppose this reaction is entirely fit. :)

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