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[8101] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: I think I hate zoomers | Time: 19m 15s

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WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, March 19th 2024, 4:39 PM

I started a new weekend job last Saturday to make some extra money and to get my bank account back in order and I've ended up working with these young folk who are quite literally less than half my age. They are the most unironic zoomer stereotypes imageable the curly bouffant hair thing and joggers and gold chains.

pinderhooks @ Friday, March 29th 2024, 12:10 AM

yep, the generation gap is really something alright! It's weird to think that we used to consider our parents' generation unhip and out-of-touch, and now we're considered the same way by the younger generation. But surely they're wrong, and we're still mega cool...right?

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, April 17th 2024, 9:12 AM

I was recently fired from Amazon after six years of hard work. I could not keep up with coworkers half my age.
Happy times!

Brentos @ Sunday, May 19th 2024, 2:43 AM

I can get along with anyone regardless of age as long as they're not self righteous back stabbers. Amazon is the shits, fuck them Piggy!

[8099] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: 2023 part 2 | Time: 39m 43s

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, December 28th 2023, 1:54 PM

If she wanted to make money maybe she should have done something useful.

Waccoon @ Sunday, December 31st 2023, 1:59 AM

That's just common sense. Unlike soap, detergent doesn't need hot water to work.

pinderhooks @ Monday, January 15th 2024, 6:34 PM

Oooh well :V But no matter, I have a feeling that 2024 is gonna be her year!

Tha_Pig @ Friday, January 19th 2024, 4:06 PM

Why use dishes when you can eat directly from the can?

Waccoon @ Tuesday, January 23rd 2024, 5:15 AM

Aluminum poisoning. Stuff's bad for you. That's why I quit wearing my tin foil hat.

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 3:26 AM

Why use dishes when you can just eat over the sink with the water running? Why do dishes when you could just not do the dishes? Wac: can I tell you about my tin foil condom? Pinders: NNNOOO!!!!!! We're all fucked! Seriously just wait and see!

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 3:29 AM

I thought there'd be more aht-works here during my absence too! Or a celebration or something! I'm feeling better most of the time.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, March 6th 2024, 8:52 PM

Well hello Brentos! I see you're either still alive or else your account got hacked by the Commies to impersonate you and gather valuable oekaki-style information from this site (AKA low-res furry smut). As for why there hasn't been much art lately, I guess everybody was just waiting for you to come back!

Brentos @ Sunday, May 19th 2024, 2:53 AM

Thanks for that Pinders I needed that! This may sound like a cop-out but I can't make a comic page when I'm like this to save my life. If I don't have the energy I just can't do it! I am starting to lose weight though so that should make me feel better but it's fuckin hard man. I've become even MORE left wing lately too so if any commies come around I'd probably tell them everything I know.

[8098] Artist: Miellaby | Title: what the fuck | Time: 24m 45s

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Miellaby @ Thursday, November 2nd 2023, 12:39 PM

In fact, everything that has happened in recent years, both on a personal and global level, was more or less predictable. But still, I'm still surprised.

(Edited on November 2, 2023, 12:41 pm)

Waccoon @ Saturday, November 4th 2023, 4:10 AM

I still feel like I have fucks to give, but... the problem is keeping myself out of debt.

Hey, fucks are expensive. I'm not made of fucks.

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 2:40 AM

My fucking mouse battery is low. Fucking beer break while I charge it a bit.

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 3:09 AM

Ah that's better! M: Nothing will surprise me at this point. I was shocked to find out they lied about Ivermectin. Now I'm ready for anything.
W: You'll always have a fuck to give to some fucker...

[8095] Artist: rinn | Title: No Title | Time: 30m 52s

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rinn @ Monday, October 2nd 2023, 4:36 PM

Uups, forgot that I had an account here. Still not used to the program....

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 2:34 AM

A curious character in a naughty pose that has scared everyone away for halloween. It's very odd, it's different from everything else.

[8091] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: Sugar and Attached Spider | Time: 5h 1m

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pinderhooks @ Sunday, September 24th 2023, 1:55 AM

I don't think I've drawn this character on DTP yet, so here's Sugar Cayenne, flaunting her voluminous red hair as well as a little spider I threw in there just so she'd actually look like she was doing something with that dramatically upraised hand.

Waccoon @ Sunday, September 24th 2023, 3:30 AM

Sweet and spicy. I'm diggin' it.

rinn @ Tuesday, October 3rd 2023, 9:47 AM

This is so cute! I love the shading you did too

Brentos @ Tuesday, February 20th 2024, 2:28 AM

LOL afterthoughts: For those times you end up drawing your pin-up character in an unnecessary pose and you want to make it look like there's a reason she's standing there like that.

[8094] Artist: Brentos | Title: Cotton Pickin' by The Night Raiders | Time: 1h 25m

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Brentos @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 6:02 AM

I've actually quit smoking about 10 months ago just so you know...

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 10:24 PM

Like Icarus, who flew too close to tha sun and doomed himself for it, we have made our video games more and more exciting until they too will be our doom. Dammit, the Atari porn games should have been more than enough excitement for anyone, but mankind's thirst for vidya gaem excitement had become unquenchable. By the time Sega had introduced blast processing, I knew it was all over and it was only a matter of time until gaming would finally reach terminal excitement. But perhaps this was Man's ultimate destiny: to utterly kill themselves through the power of exciting video games. I hope after we're gone, the Earth will see the dawn of a new civilization of intelligent giant insects, who will eventually come up with their own video games but hopefully not repeat the same mistakes as we foolish humans. Btw, congrats on quitting smoking!

Waccoon @ Sunday, September 24th 2023, 3:28 AM

I think it's literally possible to die from too much video games. Something about sitting for several days straight and losing blood circulation.

Gotta get up for a snack every 10 minutes to stay healthy!

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, September 30th 2023, 1:02 PM

Is true? I have actually heard video games have become boring nowadays.

[8093] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00019 | Time: 25m 28s

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Brentos @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 4:22 AM

Well I haven't been posting much lately so I may as well let everyone know what's going on because well, sometimes I'm talkative ya know?

For the last two years after a certain vaccine that we all know and love I've been in very rough shape and have been experiencing all the symptoms you've probably heard about. During that time my heart has been getting worse and worse until this summer when I could hardly function at all. I've been getting some good treatment now and hope to get better. Anyhow the situation has definenately affected my comics lately as you would have noticed. It's not just the 'aht' but mostly the writing, if my energy level is way down I just can't seem to be 'funny' or spontaneous. I'll just stare at my screen drinking beer and listening to music until I get so tired I just go to bed. But I think I'm going to get better, the medication I'm on seems to be making a difference, sometimes now when I'm out and about I actually 'feel' funny again, I make up jokes in my head, literally laugh to myself and or make other people laugh.

It's rare for someone to say my comics are funny but I personally think they're hilarious much of the time so I think other people will think they're funny and I keep making them. But I can tell over the last couple years my stuff kinda sucks. So just letting everyone know I'm not going to be doing much work on Lust for some time until I feel energized about the story again. Hopefully that happens soon!

PS: If I go like a whole year without even signing in that means I've died suddenly and all you Deeples can use my comic characters for your own enjoyment!

(Edited on September 23, 2023, 4:28 am)

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 10:34 PM

Sheesh! Well hang in there bruv, and keep your spirits up & your stools movin'!

Waccoon @ Sunday, September 24th 2023, 3:29 AM

Stupid comics are always a great way to keep from growing old.

Growing old... growing up... same thing.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, September 30th 2023, 1:00 PM

Damn. I'm so sorry to hear that. I had the vaccine twice and I didn't notice any negative effects. I hope you get better, my friend.

[8092] Artist: rinn | Title: No Title | Time: 44m 27s

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rinn @ Monday, September 4th 2023, 4:24 PM

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:06 AM

Very nice drawing, rinn! Welcome to this waccy place!

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 12th 2023, 4:43 AM

Hello. Are you new here?

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 10:42 PM

Ok! And hello!

rinn @ Tuesday, October 3rd 2023, 9:55 AM

thank you all! yes I am new ahahaha

[8090] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Mazz | Time: 7m 39s

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Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 2:21 AM

This is my second attempt, I ruined the first trying to color it. Ungulardo Mazorquinha (Mazz) is a shy, conservative and very religious tapir who who is secretly in love with Brina. My idea was to make a slice of life comic about friendship or even love between total opposite characters. Their common passion is movies and they go to the cinema together. It would make an interesting story if I didn't suck at making it. :crazy:

Waccoon @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 6:31 AM

Not sure how much feedback you're getting regarding them, but I've read all the comics and I like these two a lot. 8)

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, August 12th 2023, 7:48 AM

Thanks, Wac! I'm glad you like my work

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 2nd 2023, 9:21 PM

I've liked what I've seen of their comic so far! And I think I know from where you got this guy's first name, but is there any special significance to his surname?

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:15 AM

I'm way out of tha loop with your comics. I've really got to catch up on the awesomeness of your stuffos...

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 12th 2023, 4:39 AM

@pinderhooks The name doesn't really mean anything, it's just something that sounds Portuguese but it's just random gibberish.
@Brentos I haven't done much, only the introduction. I'm presently going through some hard situations at home, so I don't have much inspiration to draw comics. The idea is two characters who are total opposites, based on real people I have known, though none of them are based on a single person, but a mix of several inclouding myself at different moments of my life. A few of the stories would be based on real-life experiences.

[8089] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: Bucky O'Hair | Time: 45m 36s

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pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 11:45 PM

Since we're doing bands and guitars now, here's Buck Dharma from Blue Oyster Cult in his white jumpsuit from the 70s, with Eric Bloom in the background on one side and an oyster in the other. I know it's not a very convincing-looking oyster, but the other two guys aren't very convincing either! I know he could pass for about a dozen other rock musicians of the time who had the same hair and mustache but trust me, it's Buck! Probably!

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 11:47 PM

I just realized that it never even occurred to me to colour the oyster blue, lol

Tha_Pig @ Monday, July 31st 2023, 4:45 AM

I love it!

Brentos @ Saturday, August 5th 2023, 4:03 AM

This is great! But I actually thought the oyster was some dude with a seventies afro... Sadly I do not have any Blue Oyster Cult on my itunes...

pinderhooks @ Sunday, August 6th 2023, 2:57 PM

well well well then Brentos, may I recommend their album "Tyranny and Mutation" as a good starting point, if you want to give them a try :cool:

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 6:27 AM

You can always retouch it and make the oyster blue.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 2nd 2023, 9:10 PM

That's true! But I choose to just live with it. As that great and wise philosopher Darkman said, I'm learning to live with a lot of things

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:25 AM

Pinders, I will; I've always liked BOC anyhow but I've never had one of their albums. I'm weird because I like getting CD's and then adding them to my itunes. So next time I see ANY BOC album it's mine but especially Tyranny and Mutation...

[8088] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Brina | Time: 34m 40s

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Tha_Pig @ Friday, July 28th 2023, 2:44 AM

I don't remember how to draw in this thing.
Since we are talking music, here is my character Brina.
I tried :cry:

I couldn't draw a guitar if my life depended on it

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 10:35 PM

Aw, it looks fine, but you can always draw a flying V if you really wanted something simple! TBH IMO I always found Vees kind of goofy-looking :p But it's definitely nice to see more Brina! This poss is the beesus-kneesus :blush:

Brentos @ Saturday, August 5th 2023, 4:12 AM

Holy crap I guess I haven't read your comic in a long time I don't even remember this Brina... I'm very sorry for that, Pig! She looks great! She's like a character from a late-eighties underground comic. And I love tha guitar...

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 1:11 AM

Yes, Brina is a punk-ish rocker girl from 1980s Brazil in my new comic strip, but I haven't done much with her

[8087] Artist: Brentos | Title: Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Time: 1h 21m

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 5:01 AM

It's the Carl Perkins version man!

Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 5:10 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H6yGkWIjs

Tha_Pig @ Thursday, July 27th 2023, 7:29 AM

This is awesome.
I once sang "Down with the sickness" at a karaoke while very drunk. There was a video of it, but I deleted it.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 10:27 PM

Maaaan alive, check out these hep cats! Like groovy, baby! I mean they're outta sight daddy-oh-oh-oh!