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[7943] Artist: Calli | Title: mrs potts | Time: 38m 5s

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Calli @ Wednesday, September 11th 2019, 6:29 PM

You wouldn't think it would be hard to draw a talking teapot but dang.

Brentos @ Saturday, September 14th 2019, 2:31 AM

What makes me hard is the fact that her spout is her reproductive organ that's where all the little tea cups come from. I forget what I was going to say.

Calli @ Monday, September 16th 2019, 7:29 PM

I'm thinking about that way too hard now Brentos. Missed you. XD

Brentos @ Saturday, October 12th 2019, 3:03 AM

I missed you my warrior princess!

Brentos @ Saturday, November 23rd 2019, 2:51 AM

Oh I almost forgot, Happy September 11th everybody!

[7935] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 356 | Time: 10h 30m

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Brentos @ Saturday, August 24th 2019, 4:11 AM

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, August 29th 2019, 4:24 PM

Amazing calligraphy.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, September 11th 2019, 5:07 PM

Whatdya mean things will REALLY get fucked up? I thought things were already as fucked up as they can get! But this was a nice novella, Brentos. Maybe in the next issue the characters won't be buried beneath mountains of text

Brentos @ Saturday, September 14th 2019, 2:18 AM

Oh you just fucking wait.

[7941] Artist: Calli | Title: le chat | Time: 1h

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Calli @ Monday, August 12th 2019, 7:41 PM

Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, August 15th 2019, 5:37 PM

Most excellent illustration. The close-cropping helps increase the mystery of her character: good girl or bad?

WinterWeirdo @ Friday, August 16th 2019, 3:15 PM

When ever I see anything to do with Ladybug I always think how lucky some kids are that they have Netflix/Amazon to watch shows like that properly, they have that on terrestrial TV in the UK but they can't put it in any kind of order to save their lives.

Brentos @ Saturday, August 17th 2019, 4:11 AM

Great picture Calli! Draw some more eh?

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, September 11th 2019, 5:21 PM

I didn't figure any deep thinkers watched this show, but it's a nice portrait!

[7940] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: The Ass Man | Time: 22m 49s

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pinderhooks @ Friday, August 2nd 2019, 10:02 PM

He likes ass and he doesn't care who knows it!

Brentos @ Saturday, August 3rd 2019, 2:54 AM

Bird Up!

Sakana_Katana @ Monday, August 12th 2019, 4:05 PM

Never knew Larry was a proctologist. Fine aht.
Please draw Moe and Curly next.
"Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" ;-)

WinterWeirdo @ Monday, August 12th 2019, 5:23 PM

A sudden memory of the first time hearing Billy guns theme playing in no mercy.

https://youtu.be/C06jAb-e_iU

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, September 11th 2019, 5:16 PM

Haha, yeah that was fun song Weirdo, but don't forget that Ed Leslie wrestled under the name "the Booty Man" for a while too! Pro Wrestling is terrible but it's also awesome! :lol:

[7939] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: THUNDER! | Time: 28m 56s

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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 1:44 PM

The lyric is "Let me be your battered angel
So you can be my tattered devil" but I prefer my misheard lyric better.

pinderhooks @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 9:47 PM

yeah, sometimes the lyrics you misunderstand end up being more interesting than the actual ones, I tend to avoid reading lyric sheets so that I don't spoil it :v
Somewhat related to this subject: Blue Oyster Cult had a cool song called "Tattoo Vampire"
VAMPIRE PHOTO, SUCKIN' THE SKIN!

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:29 AM

It's always nice to be introduced to some 'new' non-mainstream band I've never heard of. These chicks could be the Biker Space Dames of eighties hard-rock.

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 2:43 AM

OMG that's Joan Jett! Now I'm reminded of Billy Idol's first band Generation X that no one knows about.

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 3:05 AM

Weirdo, If you like The Runaways you might like Gito Gito Hustler from Japan...

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:25 AM

Sometimes I still like the classics...

https://youtu.be/ocxuKL_S9uo

[7938] Artist: Brentos | Title: How The Romans Conquered Britania | Time: 1h 17m

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Brentos @ Tuesday, July 9th 2019, 1:51 AM

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Waccoon @ Tuesday, July 9th 2019, 10:39 PM

I speak the language of Garlic.

Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 17th 2019, 4:08 AM

That feathered helmet reminds me of how Voton & the Walküre are costumed in Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelüngen". Have you seen this opera? It's the one wherein the fat lady sings. Everyone in it -- gods, mortals & in-between is batshit insane; even Brünnhilde's horse. Rather than sit through 10 hour's performance, over 4 nights in a stuffy opera house, I recommend the graphic novelization by P. Craig Russell. Or, just watch the classic Warner Brothers' cartoon "What's Opera, Doc?" With my spear & magic helmet!

pinderhooks @ Thursday, July 18th 2019, 9:35 PM

He came, he saw, he conquered, but not quite in that order

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 4:57 AM

This is why there's so much garlic in Italian sausage. The feathered helmet was more modeled after Asterix's helmet, even though he was a Gaul... I'd rather have drawn it more historically correct where the Celtic guy would have been naked or maybe had a cape but then it might not have made sense to everyone. He would have seemed more like a 'caveman' or something. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine how the people of North Western Europe of this time are usually portrayed as being well-dressed and having an abundance of iron, that wouldn't have been until like a thousand years later when the Vikings started taking it from their neighbors to the south and east. (Iron was invented independently long before the Roman conquests of North Western Europe in three different places, China, Iraq and Central-West Africa, at least according to Jared Diamond...) I think the Romans had cotton but only because their empire spanned into the regions where it existed but most people in Europe didn't have any of that stuff at that time, they would have worn furs and wool but only when it was winter. To this day most cotton in the world is from strains domesticated by the natives of the Americas from like four-thousand years ago. It just bugs me how it's so often portrayed that people of Europe were walking around like Asterix and Obelix with all this cool stuff they 'invented' when they were actually just surviving in a pretty cold and wet part of the world. If anyone's really interested there are books by Jared Diamond and Charles C Mann. I could go on and on like you know I can so sorry for another rant.

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:00 AM

Just trying to make the world a better place...

Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:28 AM

Never having read "Asterix and Obelix" I, at first, thought you were referring to “Aurore et Ulysse” but, they were Belgian and, as centaurs, had no worries about clothes, whether wool nor cotton.
Not to start a spat here but, elemental iron was discovered; not invented.

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 31st 2019, 3:31 AM

No spat here man, you're totally right. Most advances from many thousands of years ago were definitely discoveries as opposed to deliberate inventions. It's a super interesting subject. Jared Diamond mentions the 'Great Leap Forward' which happened 50,000 years ago where our species all over the world all at the same time adopted the same technologies like the bow and similar arrowheads and I think fire (I can't remember everything I read) after hundreds of thousands of years of making no major advances. (I'm guessing the Great Leap Forward had something to do with the climate...) But then after that it took tens of thousands of years of constant struggle until some of us (by accident) discovered some unique plants which eventually became super-crops. After the production of a food surplus we really started to take off, but only in the places where these certain plants existed in the first place. We started to discover things like iron, copper and plaster etc. Much of this history we've known for decades but I think Diamond's biggest contribution is how geography decided which peoples would enjoy the biggest benefits from these new crops, as in how wheat, barley and rice could be transmitted both east and west but the corn and potatoes of the Americas couldn't because there wasn't any east or west for them, the American continents go north and south. It took thousands of years for corn to reach the southern part of Canada but by that time people from Europe arrived and literally wiped out their mound-building civilizations with the germs from Eurasia causing the American Natives who survived to revert back to hunting and gathering. His books explain it all and take up too much time to write here. But if anyone here reads them, mostly Guns Germs And Steel, they'll realize why Europeans conquered most of North America and all of Australia but not Papua New Guinea or Africa (they merely occupied it for a couple hundred years). Spoiler alert! It all comes down to geography and germs (and why some people had the advantage of germs...). Sorry again for another rant but there's some books out there that have changed me so much man.

Sakana_Katana @ Saturday, August 3rd 2019, 11:08 PM

Deep Thinkin' Perverts -- the biggest little social network you've never heard of.

[7937] Artist: Coon | Title: Deep Thinkin' Mutha Fbombers Yo | Time: 1m

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Coon @ Sunday, June 23rd 2019, 10:28 PM

I heard this as a rap lyric and suddenly imagined Brentos Polar B doing a 90's video!

pinderhooks @ Monday, June 24th 2019, 7:41 PM

now this is what I call S W A G G Y

Brentos @ Sunday, June 30th 2019, 12:48 AM

Aw yeah bra this is da fizzin' shiznit my homies and bitches!

Waccoon @ Friday, July 5th 2019, 10:52 PM

What bra? I see no bras, here. They all got dem moves, oh yeah!

Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:33 AM

There's something compelling about the smoothness of the
lineart here.

[7936] Artist: Brentos | Title: Bikini Kill | Time: 1h 42m

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 15th 2019, 3:20 AM

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Brentos @ Sunday, June 23rd 2019, 2:46 AM

I forgot the pain-stars in the third panel you mutha fuckaz!

[7934] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: how bout | Time: 26m 4s

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WinterWeirdo @ Tuesday, May 21st 2019, 3:07 PM

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Brentos @ Saturday, June 1st 2019, 2:03 AM

I love it, but isn't it more of "cash me outside" or something?

WinterWeirdo @ Monday, June 3rd 2019, 4:01 PM

I'd never heard of till I saw the Joe rogan clip https://youtu.be/UA3jI71gy8E

Brentos @ Saturday, June 8th 2019, 3:14 AM

I just finished this book which is kind of famous in the skeptic community called Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Crowds where there's a chapter about mindless trends involving short-lived expressions from the author's time (1841). It starts off with the smart-assed reply to someone with the word Quoz! For some unknown reason this word became something that everyone would at least have heard if not said in London every day.
"When a mischievous urchin wished to annoy a passenger, and create mirth for his comrades, He looked him in the face, and cried out Quoz! and the exclamation never failed in its object. When a disputant was desirous of throwing doubt upon the veracity of his opponent, and getting summarily rid of an argument which he could not overturn, he uttered the word Quoz, with a contemptuous curl of his lip and an impatient shrug of his shoulders".
And then there was the destructive saying "what a shocking bad hat!" where if someone noticed a person's hat that had the slightest amount of wear or tear someone was guaranteed to yell this out and then a mob of passerby would stomp the hat into the mud and raise it in the air with a stick. I love how this sort of thing has been going on since forever and especially how the author devoted a whole chapter to things that would have been lost for all time because these sayings are so short-lived.

My theory for Quoz is that it was some shortened slang of "Because!" with a Corkney twist but we'll never know more, other than it happened. Oh Dr Phil, there he goes with his eye out!

Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, July 17th 2019, 4:14 AM

Who is John Galt?

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 24th 2019, 5:12 AM

Spoiler alert! I just Duck Duck Go'ed what you said Sakana and it just gave away the ending to a book I may or may have not read. (Atlas Shrugged) I've heard of it but now my entire life is ruined!

Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 28th 2019, 12:41 AM

My job here is done. ;-)

Brentos @ Wednesday, July 31st 2019, 1:51 AM

LOL I was so half-cut when I duck-ducked it now I don't even remember what it was about except I should buy the book if I ever see it at a book store! Once again moonshine-Caesars save the day just like I said they would!

Atlas Shrugged: A book about something I'll most likely enjoy...

[7931] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 355 | Time: 7h 33m

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Brentos @ Wednesday, May 15th 2019, 6:12 AM

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pinderhooks @ Tuesday, May 21st 2019, 7:45 PM

Only LUST would have such a thing as an anti-piranha cum shield :lol:

Brentos @ Sunday, May 26th 2019, 2:18 AM

No other comic is willing to dare to be so bold.

[7933] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Spring | Time: 17m 45s

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WinterWeirdo @ Sunday, April 14th 2019, 3:34 PM

The drawing app don't for me in firefox but work in edge ffs.

Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:09 AM

I think that's how it is for everyone. I've gotta open Edge and then open explorer but I'll try it with Edge next time 'cause who knows when MS will delete Explorer for good. I love your cartooning by the way I must say I say.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, April 17th 2019, 11:51 PM

where's SpringWeirdo when you need him?

Brentos @ Sunday, June 30th 2019, 12:52 AM

Where's Weirdo?

[7930] Artist: Brentos | Title: Test Deep Aht | Time: 9m 28s

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 6th 2019, 2:32 AM

I think it's deep.

Sakana_Katana @ Wednesday, April 10th 2019, 5:29 AM

That's no moon. It's a ...

-- Off-by-One Kenobi

Brentos @ Monday, April 15th 2019, 1:10 AM

It's too small to be a moon.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, April 17th 2019, 11:59 PM

I believe this is a closeup of the entrance to a birdhouse, which surely represents the artist's soul struggling to free itself from the confines of this accursed Earth where people still don't know how or are just too sorry to use their turn signals, by golly!

Sakana_Katana @ Thursday, April 25th 2019, 2:02 AM

It's getting deeper in here, alright; I'm just not sure that it's thought.
That bird reference is telling me that we're all gonna need wings to stay above this.

Brentos @ Saturday, May 4th 2019, 2:48 AM

Deep aht always provokes controversy that's how you can tell it from plain aht.