No fooling, this actually happened. A raccoon got in my guest room, and I had to get it out. I snuck behind it with a broom and a trashcan lid and I reached the broom over to push him away. He sniffed the broom, looked at me then jumped off the bed and walked out the door. He looked at me again then ran off into the night. It's nice to see a real raccoon, but he made the room stink. And, he cant come in all the time because it disturbs their feeding habits. It's probably my neighbor who is the cause because he takes care of raccoons, and they have a nest in his backyard.

*eee!* Izza cutie! Even if he does stink. Glad to hear the encounter went ok though...

HEY WAC!! Looks like Charlton comics started furry pr0n in 1971...

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"But I swear I'm not holding any eggs!"

...uhm. Yeah, the nipples are kind of a giveaway, aren't they?

"Whatya on about?! I laid these myself!" HAHA, that's classic, with pink highlights, of course. One of these days I'm going to take a screenshot of the Sly Cooper movie with the subliminal nipples on Carmalita. That's just classic.

Something Wac and me were talking about earlier. I was bored.

Isn't being bored fun? They really do act like that! Well, except for the finger. Thanks!

LOOKIE IT'S ME AS RACCOON PATROL!

Raccoons really have fingers on their paws, but I dont think they can flex them enough to make a finger. Oh, well... I had to show anger somehow.

Actually, they can forms fists. It's quite amazing how dexterious their hands are. They don't have opposable thumbs, though, otherwise they'd probably break into your house and spend the night flipping through DirectTV channels (and yes, they really do love TV).

We dont want to brain-wash them. If they love TV, they could kick us out of the house, if they discover the refrigerator, they will eat our food. Sooner or later humans will be hunted down like the dogs...er..apes we are! - There's a moral Wac. " Dont teach raccoons the wonders of human society. Let them be free... and eat your garbage."

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I was looking back through the Coonikaki archives,, and realized that Coonikaki is back! I guess it was a little early for it to die out. - IG IKIT BLAH!

Aiieeee! Zombie Wac! Run for your lives!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...

I'm not quite sure about this. If he eats your brains do you become a WereWacZombie! or Just a Zombie?

Both, I think. *shrug*

Almost looks like I've become a zombie starfleet officer! My favorite!

Redshirts always die hehe

That's right... haha!

can you DIG it?

Note to self: Dont disturb a raccoon acting suspicious. Ooh.. That looked like it hurt...

The Not-So-Great Escape!

IF PHIL WAS A RACCOON, HE'D BE THE CHUTESS RACCOON EVER!

mike......shut.....THE...HELL.....UP...

NO! I WON'T SHUT UP! HE WAS A CHUTE DEVIL and YOU ATE MY POPTART FLAVORED DANISH!

On some level, fairly near the surface, I really hate you Mike. I loathe you and all that you stand for.

AND I HATE THE FACT THAT PHIL'S NO MORE!
WHY? WHYGOD? WHY? HE WAS SO CHUTE!
WELL, I STIL GOT LIZARD! (HE'S CHUTE TOO YOU KNOW!)

..what's chute?

Chute(n): 1. An inclined trough, passage, or channel through or down which things may pass. 2. A waterfall or rapid. 3. A parachute. Pronounced (shoot)

Mike, dude... take a Phil Pill, please.

I feel I've had my fill of Phil!

Okay Ya bastard (in Peter Griffin's voice) I'll talk about LIZARD! Ya! That's CONTINUING CHUTNE.....I mean COOLNESS......WOULD YOU BELIEVE I've NEVER HAD A FLUFFERNUTTER!

WHAT?!?!?!? NONONO!?!?!?! CH-OOOOT! It's The word CUTE SAID LIKE MOOCH FROM MUTTS!
another great thing in this World!

By the way...Do you Guys See almost a POKEMON likeness to the upcoming STITCH Series?
OF COURSE THEIR'S 625 of those guys and only 380 Pokemon. How they'll pull it off, I don't know! as long as STITCH IS "CHUTE" ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!

HELLO?

Hello, what?

Hello, SIR!

HELLO AS IN ECHO!
AS IN EVERYONE'S LIKE, NOT HERE!?!?!

This is what you get for eating trash every night for the rest of your life. - Anyone got some Pepto-bismol or Imodium? -Zerofox1000

Yogurt takes the edge off. OI! You're supposed to be on vacation. Get to it, then!

One last oekaki wac...er...coonikaki.

I don't think its the trash making him do that.