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C'mon, toast... C'mon, toast... C'mon, toast... |
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"And now for local news...tonight, a baffling death in a nearby apartment, where a raccoon man was found decapitated. Pieces of bloody toast and an exploded toaster were also found. If it was murder, someone must have used an odd choice of weapon. If it was accidental, the man could qualify for next year's Darwin Award." |